The first thing I want to say is that I love havin' you here. I know you do. [Matt] No, I… I love it. But what worries me is that if you're here… you know, if you're… if you're here for an extended period of time, we're gonna end up gettin' on each other's nerves. In just six months? That's why I was thinking maybe you could leave when my mom leaves. What would I look like goin' home before I know that you are capable of taking care of my newborn grandchild? How are you ever gonna know if you don't let me do it? [Jordan] That is a great damn point. Huh? Forty-love. [laughs] Forty-love, Matt. Here you go, brother. Look what I got for you, huh? What is that, Jordan? -I got you a pet. -That's a goldfish. And let me tell you somethin', kids with pets are really happy. Also, they don't get any allergies. Did you know that?
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I want us to be honest for a second. Okay, let's be honest.
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-Daddy in a sling. Look at that. -How do I look? You look great. Like a king. -Don't say it just to be sayin' it, man. -You look like a king. -[Matt] You gotta buckle it. -[Oscar] Push it down. -I'm pushin' down. -I'm pushing my side down. -So buckle it. -[Oscar] No, but it's still wobbly. Fellas! Fellas! Okay, have you even attached the third anchor latch? Huh?
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-That's in there. That's sturdy. -That's steady. -Thank you. -I was a nanny for four years. -[Maddy crying] -Wait, wait. What? She's awake, man. -No, she ain't. -Yes, she is. I just heard her. -I don't have a bottle, man. -Oh man. Here's the formula. All right.
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[in playful voice] You were so hungry. You were so hungry. ♪ How to become number one In a hot party show ♪ ♪ Now push it ♪
-Aces. [laughs] -[Oscar] What? What? -No! -Pocket rockets. -Pocket aces. -Okay. That was a good hand. -She got pocket rockets! -[Oscar] It's all yours. Take it. -Scoop it. It's yours. -What? Okay, that's all you. -This is all mine. -[Oscar] Okay. Go ahead. You're not gonna eat all that today either. Ship it! [Matt] There you go. [laughs] [upbeat instrumental music playing]
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-[woman] Good morning. -[Maddy] Good morning. Mr. Logelin, we need to discuss the dress code. Hey, you have a good day, okay? [woman] There's a dress code here! [upbeat music playing]
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10s
I really don't understand this. The kid was teasin' her. Maybe you should talk to that kid's parents. I have. But he was teasing her because she was the only girl wearing pants.
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10.6s
[Oscar] That's a poker face right there. That's a poker face. How can you break that down? You can't. I don't know what you got going on in that head. I can see into the mind of Maddy. Hold on.
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9.4s
[boy] How come you wear boys' pants? Okay, stay together. No running. Hey, Maddy, are you a boy? Are you a girl? Zip it, bonehead! Madeline!
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8.8s
That's all I needed to hear then. All right, go ahead. I love you. Love you too. Two kisses. [kisses] Forehead, forehead. I got you. -Bye, Daddy. -Bye.
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4.6s
Did you… did you eat your veggies? What is that, cake? [children chattering, cheering]
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3.5s
What if a boy wanted to come to school dressed in a skirt?