[partygoers] ♪ …birthday to you ♪ ♪ Happy birthday, dear Marion ♪ ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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It's kind of cruel to send flowers to someone who's grieving.
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[doorbell rings]
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I gave the baby colic. No, that's… that's not how colic works. [voice breaks] I'm not washing my hands, and I'm touching the baby. And that's how I gave the baby colic. You don't give a baby colic. It's more of a digestive thing.
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I think I'm prepared.
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Okay, everybody, who wants cake?
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♪ There's no road That can lead to nirvana… ♪
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-I need you to go to Croatia. -Croatia? Yeah, just for a month. Just set up the office there. That's all. Why don't you send Oscar? His wife's Croatian. He speaks Croatian. -He does? -Yes. Yeah, I don't care. I'm gonna send you. I trust you. Howard, that's tough, man. That… that's really tough for me. I don't know if I can leave Maddy for over a month. I can't do that. It's an opportunity. College tuition's not gettin' any cheaper. College tuition? I'm trying to get through the week. Yeah, well, hey, that's how it happens. Think about it.
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[woman laughing] [speaking indistinctly] You count. One, two, three.
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Uh… I don't think we're gonna be seeing much of Swan anymore. Why not? Because Swan and I broke up. What? You didn't talk to me about that! I did not talk to you about it because I don't need your permission. Call her and say you're still going out. No. It doesn't work like that. So make it work. Stop. You're pushin' it. I don't even know why you're actin' like you care. You didn't even wanna meet her. [Maddy] Yeah, but now I know her. And we need more people. -Other people have more people. -What are you talking about, Maddy? It's always just us. Oh, I'm sorry for being your dad. I'm sorry for bein' around. Is that what you want?
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-I'm just asking. Was it from birth or… -[Howard] Hey. You don't think there's an asshole above me? And above that asshole, another asshole. An asshole chain. It's an asshole chain. That's exactly what it is. -[knocks at door] -So-- Yeah?
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But you can change it if you want to.
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["Everything’s Gonna Be Alright" by PJ Morton playing]
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It's not even just us all the time. You got Jordan. You got Oscar. You got Poker Sundays. Swan's not at Poker Sunday. Because Swan does not play poker. I don't care! I like her, and I like my grandmas and Grandpa Mike. And we never see them! Okay, what are you talkin' about? Where are we goin'? How come, when something good happens, it always gets taken away?
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-Deal. -[Jordan] Brother, real quick.
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Yeah, I mean, I should be traveling for work right now. I just don't… I don't know if I wanna leave her with a friend for that long. And this is just the beginnin' travel-wise. Welcome to not knowing the right thing to do. That's a dad specialty.
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You don't think I blame myself for what happened? You don't really expect me to argue that, do you?