Mr. Wachowski. Tom. I want you to know that the only other person who ever punched me in the face was the school bully. He hit me in the cafeteria, causing a blunt-force contusion to the soft tissue surrounding my orbital bone. Humiliated me in front of the entire school! And do you know what I did in response? Uh, I'm assuming that you reported him to the principal's office 'cause that kind of behavior is really unacceptable. No. I examined the inefficiency of a world where brawn trumped brain and I used technology to resolve that inefficiency. The boy ate his meals through a straw for a year. And I have never lost a fight again.
Sonic the Hedgehog
42s
Look at that. I was right. Note the lack of surprise. Shall we try this again? I'm going to give you five seconds to tell me where it is. Five... I don't know what you're talking about. - Four. - Hey, tough guy. I'm a cop, and you're threatening an officer. How can you threaten somebody who never existed? Three... Come on! Rack your brain. You might be able to come up with some lame excuse to go on living in two... one. Wait! Don't hurt him!
Sonic the Hedgehog
8.8s
It's a pay phone. It's mostly for drug dealers and fugitives from the law, which is us. Stay in the car. I don't want anybody seeing you. Fine.
Sonic the Hedgehog
4s
Okay, not exactly the healthiest meal, but...
Sonic the Hedgehog
3.1s
No one's gonna erase my memory here?
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.3s
I will tell people about this!
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.8s
This feels excessive.
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.5s
Stay behind me.
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.6s
Hiya!
Sonic the Hedgehog
24.6s
Okay. B-B-But why? Why would you leave Green Hills? This may be hard for you to understand, but Green Hills is a small town. It's a very small town. Uh, it's not small. There are hundreds of people. That's a small town, dude! It's a perfect town, and the people need you. Please. I clean out their gutters. I jump-start their cars in the winter. They could call anybody to do that. Sure, they can call anybody, but they don't. They call you.
Sonic the Hedgehog
13.7s
Sonic! I was forced from my home. Your home is perfect, and you're leaving it. Why would you do that? - Your body! - Oh, no, not again! Hey! Hold on! - Why? - Because I'm gonna do this.
Sonic the Hedgehog
8.5s
You know what? I was wrong about you. You're not the Donut Lord at all. You're more like the Jerk Lord. Have you noticed the harpoon stuck in our dash?
Sonic the Hedgehog
6.9s
- You're not making any sense. - Would you calm down? You come from a great town with great people and by my count, zero bad guys trying to kill you!
Sonic the Hedgehog
4.9s
Besides, what could possibly be more important than protecting the people you care about?