That's extraordinary. No. What's extraordinary is, I've determined the exact height, weight and spinal curvature of this creature, and my computer can't find a single match for it anywhere in Earth's animal kingdom.
Sonic the Hedgehog
6.2s
If these readings are accurate, he's here. I found him. I just hope I'm not too late.
Sonic the Hedgehog
5.1s
Well, I guess this is the kind of place you could get a lot of living done in a short period of time.
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.6s
Uh...
Sonic the Hedgehog
24.6s
Okay. B-B-But why? Why would you leave Green Hills? This may be hard for you to understand, but Green Hills is a small town. It's a very small town. Uh, it's not small. There are hundreds of people. That's a small town, dude! It's a perfect town, and the people need you. Please. I clean out their gutters. I jump-start their cars in the winter. They could call anybody to do that. Sure, they can call anybody, but they don't. They call you.
Sonic the Hedgehog
13.7s
We did not do it. Who is this guy? Ever wonder where your tax dollars are going? My turn. Here, just keep us going straight. I put it in cruise control. I feel just like Vin Diesel. "It's all about family, Tom."
Sonic the Hedgehog
3.2s
Okay. Did someone leave their "Find My Phone" on?
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.7s
I'm a cowboy, baby!
Sonic the Hedgehog
6.1s
Stand down, Agent Stone. This well-meaning citizen obviously doesn't understand the urgency of the matter.
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.4s
Oh, no.
Sonic the Hedgehog
17.1s
So, do you guys wanna watch a movie or what? Sorry, buddy, it's a school night. It's time for you to go back to your cave. What? It's 3:00 in the afternoon! You know how you get when you're tired. Come on. Me? I'm not like anything. - You guys are so uncool. - Yeah, yeah, we know. Hey, buddy, where you going? You said I have to go back to my cave.
Sonic the Hedgehog
14.3s
This blackout was not a terrorist attack, and that's no baby bigfoot. This guy is something else... entirely. Divert all search units to the site of the footprint.
Sonic the Hedgehog
3.1s
I think you have something that belongs to me.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.4s
- I think these belong to you. - Thank you very much.
Sonic the Hedgehog
7s
Hey! Has anybody seen my waitress? Still waiting on those buffalo wings. Why, you!