- You owe me one. - I never sat on a barstool before. So squishy! Oh, look at this. It spins.
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He's gonna be okay, Jojo.
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Oh, thank God. He's gonna be okay, right? I'm a vet, Tom. I don't even know what I'm looking at here. He's a hedgehog. Or so he says. - It talks? - Almost constantly.
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- Here we go. - Come on, buddy. Gotta go fast! - Whoa. - Where am I? What year is it? Is The Rock president? Whoa, buddy, you're okay. Calm down. Oh, hi, Pretzel Lady! Hi.
Sonic the Hedgehog
4.3s
Hey. Come on. You're all right. Wake up. Wake up.
Sonic the Hedgehog
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Stand down, Agent Stone. This well-meaning citizen obviously doesn't understand the urgency of the matter.
Sonic the Hedgehog
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They should be... right about... here. - That's brilliant, sir. - Thanks... for nothing.
Sonic the Hedgehog
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Ready the prototype. With this kind of power, my machines can finally reach their full potential.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.5s
Ozzy, no! Ozzy, no!
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.3s
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.6s
Hello there!
Sonic the Hedgehog
11.3s
You know, I won't miss you when you're gone. Human beings are unreliable and stupid, and I care very little about them. But my machines are diligent, relentless. They're everything to me!
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.6s
You are a weird little dude.
Sonic the Hedgehog
3.7s
I'm sure no one noticed that giant blue explosion, right?
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Twenty minutes ago, an energy surge knocked out power across the entire Pacific Northwest. What do we know? Well, our first instinct was it was an EMP. But electromagnetic pulses don't have that kind of power. NASA has ruled out meteor strikes or solar flares. The Department of Energy says it's not a power plant malfunction. Well, sounds like we're really good at figuring out what it wasn't. This could be a prelude to a larger attack. I'm suggesting we scramble the Fifth and Sixth Regiment. No, no, no, no. This needs a much more sophisticated mind. Someone who understands technology. - You want to send in a lab rat? - Not just any lab rat. A lab rat with teeth. You're not suggesting who I think you're suggesting. - I know, he's a little weird. - Weird? - No. No way. - He's a psychological tire fire! But he's also brilliant. Five PhDs, IQ off the charts. And his drone tech is revolutionary! You're sure he can handle this? He has a perfect operations record. - Remember the coup in Pakistan? - No. Or the uprising in Azerbaijanistan? - That's not even a country. - Exactly. And you can thank Robotnik for that. I can't believe you're bringing that freak into this. Neither can I, but... we have no choice. What the...