No resources, no supplies, no apparent way home. A lesser man would die here. I'll be home by Christmas.
Sonic the Hedgehog
7.4s
Oh, my... Are you kidding me? I can't believe it. How did you...
Sonic the Hedgehog
4s
My grasp on sanity remains... absolute.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.4s
Why don't you get a head start?
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.9s
Isn't that right, Agent Stone?
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.3s
Rock-connaissance!
Sonic the Hedgehog
44.5s
All right, there's gonna be rules on this trip. Number one, do exactly as I say all the time. - Got it? - Got it, Donut Lord. Would you stop with the "Donut Lord"? I have a name. It's Tom. I'm Sonic. Sonic. Sonic. So you've been spying on us all for years. I wouldn't call it "spying." We were all just hanging out, only I wasn't invited and no one knew I was there. I can't believe Crazy Carl was right all this time. Yeah. You should call him Super Observant Carl instead. - Oh, my God, stop the car right now! - What? What? The World's Largest Rubberband Ball? - We gotta see it! - No. No. No, this is not some fun family road trip, okay? The government wants to dissect you. And arrest me. This is serious.
Sonic the Hedgehog
14.7s
Open your mouth... and say you thought that you should stop them. No, I thought that maybe I should check to see if you were okay... You know what's hard about being the smartest person in the world? - Everyone else seems stupid. - Stupid, yes! Way to go! You got that one.
Sonic the Hedgehog
7s
We got a jumper on the roof. Gotta get up there fast or we're gonna have a human pancake on our hands. You came all the way from Montana.
Sonic the Hedgehog
9s
Huh. Am I crazy? It's supposed to break, right? Dink! Dink-dink! Break, please. Break, please. Break this bottle, please. - Please, please, please. - Uh, Sonic?
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.6s
Good times.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.4s
Whoo!
Sonic the Hedgehog
31.8s
Hello. Green Hills Police Department. - Wade, it's me. - Hi. I'm so glad that you called. Uh, so, some guys came in asking some questions. Uh, they're a little creepy. Kind of reminded me of the guys from Men in Black, but not as likable or charming as Will Smith. Wait, what kind of questions? Um, questions about terrorism? I told them that I've gone ice fishing with Tom. He doesn't know how to make a bomb. He can't even make bait in the cold. All right, Wade, listen to me. This is really important. Don't tell them that we talked, okay?
Sonic the Hedgehog
15.7s
Hello, hello, hello? I think he actually hung up, because I notice that the light isn't on. Thank you, Officer Brainfart. If you give me a second, I can get an outside line. No. Don't be bothered. You just sit there and be "u"... ...'seless.
Sonic the Hedgehog
10s
Until today. Hey, hooray for me then, huh? No, because you're about to become the bully with the straw! I'm coming for you, Mr. Wachowski. And when I catch you, I'll...
Sonic the Hedgehog
4.1s
Okay, okay. That is the coolest place on Earth, but you have to stay in the car.
