I don't mean to be indelicate here, but someone should get some ice, keep the body fresh. He's just a silly little alien. He didn't belong here! That little alien knew more about being human than you ever will. His name was Sonic. This was his home. And he was my friend.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.4s
- I think these belong to you. - Thank you very much.
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.6s
Donut Lord?
Sonic the Hedgehog
6.9s
Who the hell do you think you are? I'm the Donut Lord, you son of a...
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.1s
Any last words?
Sonic the Hedgehog
18.5s
What the... - They're coming for me! - Who's coming for you? - What's that got to do with me? - I don't have time to explain, but you have to help me. No, I don't. Why? Well, my legs, which normally would be classified as lethal weapons, feel like spaghetti. I need your help. Please. It's life or death.
Sonic the Hedgehog
4.4s
You're not... You're not here to abduct me, are you? You abducted me.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.9s
What's happening? Is this your mother ship?
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.2s
Uh, little help?
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.9s
The blue devil.
Sonic the Hedgehog
32.7s
So, as I crashed into the cold, dark water of the Pacific, I realized a few things. A, I have no idea where I'm going. B, saltwater stings. C, I shouldn't even be on this planet right now, but I am. Why? Because you shot me! - I know. - You shot me! All right, I heard you the first time. You don't have to pile it on. Good grief. I'm wet. I'm cold. There's a fish on my head! And clearly, I'm not gonna be able to do this on my own.
Sonic the Hedgehog
1s
Huh?
Sonic the Hedgehog
14.2s
All right, get in the truck. Really? You're gonna help me? I guess it is a little bit my fault that all this is happening to you. Not a little bit. Entirely. It is entirely your fault. Okay, it's entirely my fault. Are you coming? Yes.
