Okay, I'm a ball, a normal ball. I'm blending in like a ball. Shh. Stop talking. No, you stop talking. Be quiet, Sonic. You be quiet, Sonic. Oh, I hope they aren't scanning me with X-rays. I had kind of an embarrassing lunch.
Sonic the Hedgehog
5.1s
- Old pipes. - Yeah. Probably just the house settling. Nothing to see here!
Sonic the Hedgehog
4.7s
Why don't you have your staircase carpeted? Compared to what I...
Welcome to the Piston Pit. What can I get you fellas? I want nachos and buffalo wings, oh, and guac. Funny word, isn't it? Guac, guac! Guac. Hey, no kids allowed in here. What's he got on, some kind of mask? Oh, he's actually 43 years old and, um, suffers from a very rare skin disease that stunts his growth and makes him look, uh, like that. The face, I was born with. The confidence, I picked up along the way. - Make his a Mello Yello, please. - Okay.
Sonic the Hedgehog
20s
- Yes. - Whoa, whoa, whoa! - That's nice. - I feel sick. Are you having fun? Gonna check this off the ol' bucket list, huh? - Big night for you. - What's a bucket list? A bucket list is, uh... It's a list of things you want to do in your life before you, well, kick the bucket. I've never kicked a bucket, either! Oh, I gotta make my list.
Sonic the Hedgehog
13.4s
Howdy, pardner! I'm not your partner. Come on. We're leaving. But there's a ZZ Top cover band. You gotta see their beards. You're gonna have to catch 'em some other time. Let's go. Get up! If we stay, I won't say another word for the rest of the trip, starting... now.
Sonic the Hedgehog
9.8s
Oh, come on. That's awful. What did you eat? I think it's called a chili dog? You might want to check your fur on that one, buddy.
Sonic the Hedgehog
6.5s
- You owe me one. - I never sat on a barstool before. So squishy! Oh, look at this. It spins.
Sonic the Hedgehog
6.8s
Sonic? Oh, no.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2s
- Whoo! - Yeah!
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.9s
No, no, no, no, no!
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.6s
Uh-oh!
Sonic the Hedgehog
48.2s
- Is Maddie here? - No, no. - Not today. Goodbye. - It's an emergency! - Bye-bye. - Rachel, stop! Maddie! Don't do this. This is important. - Oh, my God! Rachel, let him in. - I am calling the police. No, I am calling the FBI. I am calling the CIA. - Stop. Don't do that. - I am calling your mother. - Okay, got it. - Maddie, can we talk? Tom, what's going on? You're all over the news. I've been trying to call you. I had to ditch my phone so they couldn't track me. - Ditch his phone? - Track you? - Uncle Tommy! - Jojo! Hey! Now your niece is an accessory to treason. - No, she's not. - Calm down. Calm down? I will not calm down! - Enough. - Yes, calm down. Stop talking. No. Ozzy, please. Good to see you too. Oh, little Lord Baby Jesus. What is that, Tom? Is that plutonium? Is it e-mails? Yes, it's plutonium. Can we please go in the other room and talk... Stop it, Ozzy. Quit it! This is why I told you he was no good. - I'm not engaging. - No, Ozzy, quit it.
Sonic the Hedgehog
16.6s
Okay. - Holy... - What? His pulse is super-fast. That actually might be normal for him. I don't know. You gotta help him, Maddie. I don't know his physiology. He doesn't seem to have any broken bones. He's just really banged up.