Calvin? Are you mad at me? CALVIN: Oh. Oh, God. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real.
Ruby Sparks
10.6s
You come with someone? Calvin Weir-Fields. Ah, the boy wonder. So are you one of those girls who only dates famous writers?
Ruby Sparks
2.2s
[LAUGHING]
Ruby Sparks
24.9s
...it's almost like I'm writing to spend time with her. Who? The girl. The one I'm writing. It's... I go to sleep at night... ...just waiting to get to my typewriter so I can be with her. It's like... It's like I'm falling in love with her. That's wonderful. I can't fall in love with a girl I write. Why not? Because she's not real. Isn't she? Are you sure? No. Yes. She's some motherfucking product of my imagination!
Ruby Sparks
2s
Two for the 9.
Ruby Sparks
17.8s
It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. Okay, you're dreaming. You're dreaming. You're dreaming... ...and you're going to wake up...
Ruby Sparks
2.1s
Sure you can.
Ruby Sparks
9.1s
ROSENTHAL: Why Dayton? CALVIN: Sounds romantic. Ruby's first crushes were Humphrey Bogart and John Lennon. Cried the day she found out they were already dead.
Ruby Sparks
1.7s
CALVIN: Ruby?
Ruby Sparks
5.3s
[SOBBING]
Ruby Sparks
7.9s
Hi, Dr. Rosenthal. It's Calvin Weir-Fields. Something has come up... ...and I'd appreciate it if you called me as soon as possible. Thank you.
Ruby Sparks
13.2s
There's the man. Cyrus, you gotta remind me about these things. You have to check your messages, buddy. I would've worn something nicer. No one cares what you're wearing. You are a genius. Don't use that word.
Ruby Sparks
7.2s
This way, you can put him on a leash... ...and yell "Bad Scotty"... ...and feel all superior because you pee inside.
Ruby Sparks
2.4s
[CHUCKLES] I'm sorry.
Ruby Sparks
2.8s
...you don't know jack shit about women.
Ruby Sparks
2.1s
I'm saying...
Ruby Sparks
26.5s
And I remember thinking: "Who the fuck is this kid? [AUDIENCE LAUGHS] And, uh, how can I go back in time and be him?" [AUDIENCE LAUGHS] A high-school dropout with acne still on his chin... ...gave us what may very well become a classic American novel. Since then, of course, we've all enjoyed his short stories... ...uh, including last year's novella, Breakfast for Dinner.
Ruby Sparks
7.4s
RUBY: What did you think the first time you saw me? CALVIN: I thought you were the most beautiful girl I ever saw.