[ Laughs ] Here's your 20 back, Mr. Nanjiani. Do you think I can use this $20 bill now to buy something? It look better now, right?
The Big Sick
14.7s
Some very interesting premises in your set tonight. - Oh, thanks. - Yeah. I just wanted you to know. I'm about to take off. But you made it to the finals for the Montreal showcase. Oh, my God. Thank you. - You, too, Mary. - Oh! - Okay. - Okay.
The Big Sick
4.5s
I die so the other characters get to find out that something weird's going on.
The Big Sick
5s
I'm never gonna be one of the last guys alive. I'm gonna be the first guy to die.
The Big Sick
3.7s
Or was it Greg? You know, I can never tell with those names.
The Big Sick
2.8s
- Emily, just... - Fuck! Five fucking months of red flags.
The Big Sick
4.9s
- Kumail? - Hey. - Hey, Bob Dalavan. - Yeah. I know you.
The Big Sick
2.3s
- Watching carefully. - AZMAT: Mmm-hmm.
The Big Sick
1.4s
Batting.
The Big Sick
12.2s
- CHRIS: Are you kidding me? - Mmm. He just gave you Montreal? Like, you don't have to showcase or audition or anything? No. It was too easy, almost. Like, I wanted to struggle. I wanted-- I wanted a story to be able to tell on talk shows, and instead, like...
The Big Sick
4.5s
- What about me? - He... They, both of you. He said, "Those guys performed."
The Big Sick
2.8s
Really? You're not from Pakistan.
The Big Sick
1.9s
Is Pakistan in the house?
The Big Sick
1.2s
[ Emily whoops loudly]
The Big Sick
6.4s
I thought only old people had those. Well, I'm from Pakistan, and we're still fighting some battles you guys have already won.
The Big Sick
3.9s
I go off alone to find the cat. [ Audience laughing ]
