Yeah, I'm just not that kind of girl. I only have sex once on the first date. - Wow. - Plus a hand job. [ Laughs ] Okay, well, I haven't had that, so... You don't get that because you made fun of me. What is happening? What are you doing? I'm changing under this blanket. I've seen everything. Do you remember? We were just having sex.
The Big Sick
10.6s
Actually, I do know why. It's because they thought I looked like Beetlejuice. I think I'm done with this subject. In fact, I think I'm gonna go home. Wait, wait. We haven't even had sex again yet.
The Big Sick
2.7s
- That's good. - No, it's really not good.
The Big Sick
6.2s
Were you, like, voted, like, most sexy? No. I was voted most noticeable.
The Big Sick
10.7s
I, uh, had acne, and I was a goth, and... [ Sighs ] I had this terrible perm. Um, yeah, the kids called me Beetlejuice. I don't know why.
The Big Sick
2.8s
What were you like in high school? Um...
The Big Sick
5.3s
- Oh, no. - Big fan. - And you're so serious, too. - Okay. I read an interview with Hugh Grant.
The Big Sick
7.2s
- He said he doesn't smile. - No. That's not real. 'Cause it makes his face look fat, so I didn't... [ Laughing ] I didn't smile in pictures for many years.
The Big Sick
1.4s
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The Big Sick
6.3s
And I'm thinking I'm killing it right now. - What inspired this haircut? - Hugh Grant. - No. - Yeah.
The Big Sick
1.7s
I'll show you a picture.
The Big Sick
5.5s
I was just wondering, are we gonna do anything? - You got any parlor games? - I-- I don't-- What are parlor games?
The Big Sick
4.1s
Of you in high school? Oh, my God. - Boom. - No.
The Big Sick
4.3s
Were you, like, super funny? - Were you really smart? - [ Chuckles ] Were you...
The Big Sick
2.2s
It roughly translates to "dweeb."
The Big Sick
1.2s
What is that?
The Big Sick
5.8s
You're the headliner, right? That's what you said. I mean, if you're the headliner, you can get two more in, right? - That's a good point. - Yeah.
The Big Sick
5.7s
It sold out, like, super quickly. They were shocked at how quickly it sold out. - Like... [ Whistles ] - Well, you can get us in.
