- I'm not a burger. - Yes, you're a burger. - I'm not a burger. - You're a big, fat burger. And biscuit is actually a British term. Oh, thank you for all the information I don't give a shit about. And you should listen to Mom and grow a beard.
The Big Sick
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- [ Jazz music playing ] - [ Indistinct chatter ]
The Big Sick
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Now, come on.
The Big Sick
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Yeah, 'cause I don't really have any questions. - No. - Other than... When did you get married? When did you get divorced? What's his name? How tall is he? Did you love him? I guess I have a couple questions. Uh-huh.
The Big Sick
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Well, you'll come to Mary's party Friday night, right? And then we'll probably spend the night, so I won't be able to see you till Monday, so...
The Big Sick
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Everyone I knew was getting married super young, so we did, and, um, one day I was at a restaurant, and I saw this couple making out.
The Big Sick
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And I thought, "Huh. I don't think about my husband like that. "But that's okay."
The Big Sick
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And then another part of my brain was like, "No, that's not okay. This is your life."
The Big Sick
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Yeah. Yeah, I was married. - You were married? - Um... I was. I was married.
The Big Sick
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Do you want to talk about something else or...
The Big Sick
4.2s
Um, his name was-- is Ryan.
The Big Sick
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You should get it looked at. Do you want ice? - I don't need anything. - I can get you a bag of ice. Look, I'm walking on it. I'm totally fine. - I can carry you. - Kumail, seriously, stop. I can carry you the rest of the day. Stop.
The Big Sick
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Have they asked about me? - What do they think? - Oh, um... Do they... Do they want to meet me? My parents want to meet you. Of course, of course. They're dying to meet you. - Ow. Oh, my God. - Whoa, you okay? - Yep. - What happened?
The Big Sick
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I'm glad I like him 'cause I don't want have to, like, come up with excuses to avoid him, you know? Like... Like, "Oh, no. I have kite-surfing tonight."
The Big Sick
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Do you need... No, I think I just tweaked my ankle. ...assistance? I took this stupid hip-hop dance class last weekend.
The Big Sick
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Or was it Greg? You know, I can never tell with those names.
The Big Sick
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You know how we have arranged marriage in my culture?
