You finished your novel. I know, it's a big surprise, the, uh... The dilettante finished something, right?
Ruby Sparks
4.4s
What are you gonna do, Calvin? Tie me up? No.
Ruby Sparks
3.2s
I'm pretty sure I could make you do whatever I want.
Ruby Sparks
2.2s
I don't have to.
Ruby Sparks
4.2s
What? I had a dream about a girl.
Ruby Sparks
2.1s
So I wrote it down.
Ruby Sparks
1.9s
I made you up.
Ruby Sparks
1.8s
HARRY: Calvin?
Ruby Sparks
3.2s
[SOBBING]
Ruby Sparks
1.9s
You okay?
Ruby Sparks
1.7s
Calvin.
Ruby Sparks
13.5s
Girls only wanna sleep with me because they read my book in high school. So? So they're not interested in me. They're interested in some idea of me. That's why you should keep working out. That way, they'll want you for your body.
Ruby Sparks
5.9s
What does this thing even do? It turns you into a god. Keep going.
Ruby Sparks
2.3s
Just a normal girl. Just a girl I made up.
Ruby Sparks
4.9s
Mom said you went on a date last week. How'd it go? It was okay.
Ruby Sparks
11.9s
Harry. What? She can't hear you. Don't you wanna have sex, like, ever again in your life? Yes. I just don't think that I'm the dating type.