-Solomon. -Exactly. We, we set up a meeting. Yeah, we tell 'em we want to negotiate. Offer up our powers for Freddy. But then we grab one of them and that's what we really use to trade! But what if they steal our powers? No, they won't, 'cause we know how they work now. You know what I mean? If they just point that staff at us, we dodge. [imitates whooshing sounds] Like dodgeball. -Hmm. -Dude, I suck at dodgeball. Well, maybe Pedro sucks at dodgeball, but not Super Pedro. No, Super Pedro also sucks at dodgeball. Fine. Listen, all I know is that there's five of us and three of them. So I think we should send them a little invitation.
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
15.7s
Okay. So, Steve says that this paper is a stack of magical parchment. You write a message on the magical paper and say the name of the god that you would like to talk to and then the paper folds into a... [gasps] Oh, my God, yes!
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
11.7s
A paper bird. And it flies to the god. [Super Hero Eugene] Well, that's kinda cute. Hey, what about demigods? Uh, you know, like, Wonder Woman? Do you think she's accepting bird letters right now?
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
12.7s
[superhero Mary] "Power of elements. Power of chaos. Power of axis." These are primordial forces. I don't know how we fight powers like this. I tell you how we fight it. With the wisdom of...
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
1.5s
Did the pen just shrug?
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
2.4s
[grunting]
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
1.4s
Sorry!
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
1.1s
[yells]
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
12.4s
Yep. We are so lost. Thanks, bozo. We are not lost. Who's the wizard here? I don't know. You don't have any spells, no magical artifacts, you know nothing about magic, you're just...
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
6.5s
You're the wizard. -Thank you. -Whatever. Now let's see if that girlfriend of yours can be trusted.