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Very specific. All right. Maybe to the superhero, gratitude doesn't mean having to be clingy. Clingy? Wow, interesting take. You know, maybe sometimes a superhero just wants a little me time. You know, me time could also be construed as pushing away his family. Family. Is that what they are now? It's a classic symptom of "Superhero Syndrome." Coined by German psychologist Heinrich Von German-something, where superpowers become an all-consuming narcotic.
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Which is really weird, I bet. Uh, it's not as cool as super-strength or super-speed, but it's really helpful when I meet new people. Are you hurt? No, I'm okay. Thank you. Um... I just need a second to think. This has been such a weird day. Um, using my powers of super-observation, I see that you're holding a letter from a college in your hand. Are you upset because you didn't get in? I got in. Well, now my superpowers are failing me and I am very confused. Yeah. Me, too. I don't know. I know I should be excited 'cause this is my dream and I've worked really, really hard for this, but it's like... I don't know. Leaving my family does not feel fun, you know? Could I give you a little piece of advice? Don't be worried about everybody else. Always look out for number one. Gandhi said that. - I don't think he said that. - Yeah, he did. - Gandhi did not say... - Somebody like Gandhi said that. "Take care of number one." It was a really wise... It might've been Yoda. - Listen. - I'm sorry, no. Agree to disagree. The point is, you do you, you know? You gotta look out for you. And get as far away from this place as you can. I don't know if I want to. Of course you do. What're you gonna do? You gonna live in a group home for the rest of your life? Look, families are for people who can't take care of themselves, okay? So... And you can take care of yourself. Also, look both ways when you cross the street.
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Time to transfer your power to me. Oh, you did not see that one coming, did you, grandpa? Them's street rules. Okay, okay, okay. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I never should've punched you in the nuts like that. That was totally my bad. We can talk about this. You grovel like a child. That's because I am one. I'm a kid! You don't wanna hurt a kid, do you? I believe I can fly! I believe I can fly, I can fly! Freddy said if I believe I can fly, then I can fly. So I believe! I believe! I believe! Okay. Superman! Superman! What arm is it? Why am I not flying? Please, I don't wanna die! I'm floating!
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