His goal is to get swole. Just one hit! Just one hit! Oh... Here.
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2.9s
How is any of this obvious? Okay.
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1.2s
Yes, Billy.
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7.9s
This is crazy. This is crazy. You don't have to fight this guy. This isn't your job. You can run, right? Yes, you can run. Awesome!
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2.2s
I'll just call him. I'll just make sure.
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1.2s
Don't go, Billy.
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9.5s
That's the difference. Is this some sort of joke? It may seem that way to you because we're not in actuality studying mass hysteria.
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1.3s
God, this is the worst idea ever!
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4.8s
Pedro, Pedro, come on. Freddy? Freddy, keep up. Darla, stay in front.
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10.4s
Even if I could, I mean, honestly, what could we do with that that's cool? I don't know, maybe command an army of billions in the ocean. Oh, yeah. Well, that's not that cool.
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2.9s
Very good, very funny. Very funny. That's great. That's hilarious.
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5.8s
Seeking Spell, find me one soul who is worthy.
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2.7s
No, no, no. That's my lunch, kid!
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Hey! Shazam!
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1.5s
Hands on the staff.
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1m1s
So this is, like, the Seven Deadly Sins, right? I mean, I've never been great at math, but, uh, the big, angry one, that's Wrath, yeah? And then Gluttony, obvi. Pride, Greed, Sloth, Lust, who I thought was gonna be way hotter, if I'm being honest. But that's only six. Where's lucky number seven? Where's little man? Where's Envy? Is he just scared of me and my family because we're so awesome? Because I get that. Like, the other sins, they get to come out and fight because they're big and strong and scary. But Envy... he's just the runt. And that's why all the other sins never invite him out to play, man. Because they all know who'd win. And it's not weak, worthless, ugly Envy.
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43.4s
No! No.! Primitive symbols. You walking, talking monkeys with your cave drawings. You assume there's only one way to gain magic. No, no, no. There are more ways than a mind can imagine. What in God's name? I name the gods, Doctor. Not the other way around. Oh, what fun we're going to have together. The Seven Realms are about to be ours.