You guys know what this place is, right? A dark, haunted cave with demon statues. Well, yes, but also...
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Wise decision.
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It's a bit of a madhouse, I know, but it's fun. Time to dance on your grave! Watch the bum step. Pedro...
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All hands on deck. Say my name. Billy! No, not my name. Say the name that I say to turn into this guy. Shazam!
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Gather the mutts.
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Oh, no! The Tofurky! Oh, no, we may have to eat a real turkey! - Is that... - It's okay. Come, I'll show you your room.
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Nice trick. Catchy.
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Look, I'm not a hacker, okay? But I have played Watch Dogs and Uplink. And maybe I did pick up a few skills, which maybe did get me into federal databases most people can't get into. Good for you, but I'm gonna go. Your parents' names are Marilyn and C.C. Batson. What? You were born in Zumbrota, Minnesota. They divorced when you were three. Your mom moved here that year. Twenty months later, you got lost. You never found them 'cause your dad's been in prison in Florida for ten years. And your mom's...
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Eugene finished your search.
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Hey, Billy! Billy!
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Oh, sorry.
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Yeah, well, not anymore, so...
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Get back! Get away!
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You remember dinner, when Billy and Freddy were arguing like an old married couple, like this?