Stupid adult hands. But you saw it. You saw it, right? Look, Freddy, I swear. It's me, okay? Look, I know we're not really close friends or anything, but you're the only person that I know that knows anything about this caped crusader stuff. - That's Batman. - What?
Shazam!
9.2s
Yeah. You wanna try invisibility? How do I do... Forget it. You know, okay. Okay, okay, okay.
Shazam!
1m13s
Gentlemen, why use guns when we can handle this like real men? Billy, look out! Bullet immunity. You have bullet immunity! I'm bulletproof. Today is December 8th, and this is video proof of authenticity. Shoot him again. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, here. Go. Both of you! Come on. Go to town. Wait, wait, wait. We still don't know if the suit is bulletproof, or if you are. Shoot him in the face. Shoot me in the face. In the face? It kinda tickles. You're dead. - Sorry about your window. - Have a good night! But you're welcome for not getting robbed!
Shazam!
23s
Hey, do you know habanero jerky, if you eat enough of it, it can burn a hole in your stomach? Worth it. Yeah. Probably not you, though. You've probably got stomach superpowers. Probably. Oh, hey. What's up? I'm a superhero. Yeah, his name is, uh, Captain Sparklefingers. No, it's not. No, it's not! That's not my name. Hey, we should hang out. We're, like, the same age. Oh, okay. I'm out. Hey, wait up!
Shazam!
9.6s
On... on, my God! It's crazy, right? What are your superpowers? Superpowers? Dude, I don't even know how to pee in this thing.
Shazam!
6.5s
Come on! Let's get outta here. Hey. - To fighting bad guys. - Yeah.
Shazam!
3.1s
Ugh! That tastes like actual vomit.
Shazam!
4.4s
Can l... Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Shazam!
1.7s
Forget it.
Shazam!
1.3s
Bleh!
Shazam!
19.1s
Good. Yeah, good. You're really on top of this stuff. And that should teach you that old ladies... Regular-aged ladies like yourself don't need your protecting, right? So get woke, bro. I'm sorry, who are you? His name is Thundercrack, hero to the people with all the power and speed of lightning all in one. Dude, that sounds like a butt thing.
Shazam!
8.6s
Smart move. Yeah, hey, Mr. Mugger Guy. Give the old lady her purse back. I'm your age. And he didn't get a chance to take it 'cause I didn't let him take it.