- What's up, dude? - Hey. How was, uh, fake family night? Oh, it was great. Nothing went wrong. The police didn't come. I love my father. Shit.
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Where are we?
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You little shit dicks!!
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Patrick?
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Now it's just the two of us. I-I'm afraid I broke him. I mean, our sons did run away. They don't.. they don't want to be with us. They don't want to live in our houses. I guess maybe.. we did do something wrong, you know? What the heck?
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Mm-hmm.
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"My name is Jamal Colorado, and I have kidnapped your son. "He is unharmed, and will stay that way if you abide by the following rules." "Jamal Colorado"? "Anfernee Texas"? "D'Sean Utah"? Yeah, I decided on the format of Denzel Washington: a black first name, followed by a state.
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Oh, hey. Hey. - What's up? -Okay, I am going to get you a beer so you can catch up. Okay.
- He's got the blue one on. - Yeah. Whoa, rope in the attitude, mister. This is your mother you're speaking to. - Come on, buddy. Come on. - Huh? Huh? - My word. -Sorry, Dad. - Who is he doing a show for? Oh, my gosh, I know, it's like he's on camera. Are there girls around? Yeah, there must be. Uh-oh. Girl check. Checking for a girl in a bikini. - Nope. I don't see one. Those hormones are a-ragin'.
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What the f..? Jesus. - What time is it, man? - Who cares? We're out in the woods. There's no time in the woods. Let's go exploring. - What? - What? Of course there's time in the woods. You go outside and you look at the.. The sun, and the higher it is in the sky, the later it is in the day.
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The problem with Joseph's habit is that one day there will be an actual emergency or violent crime coming from this house. Yeah, well, the night is still young. Uh, Mr. Toy, are you familiar with "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"? Yes. I experienced a childhood on the planet Earth, so.. Yes, I've heard of that one. Do you think you can apply it to my situation in an allegorical fashion? Okay. It's a.. - a story that involves a boy who.. -Ah, ah, ah.. - constantly cries "wolf." Stop. And when the wolf finally comes.. He doesn't know it. - I'm sorry, "The Boy Who Cried" what? -Wolf. - Fuck you. - Let's go. - "The Boy Who Cried" what? - Stop talking. - Wolf. - Get the fuck off my porch before I knock your dick in the dirt. - Come on, let's go. -I don't see what the problem was. - Why are you yelling at me? - What's next? Three Little Pigs?
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Are you awake?
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I'm gay.
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Are you sure? Um..
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Call me with anything. Okay? Anything. I'm not far. Yeah. Thanks.