God! You know, people just assume that Rachel and I are dating. It's ruining my life. Today I threatened to sexually assault a fake baby.
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Movies? Yeah. We been making them for a few years now. We have, like, 42 in total.
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4.2s
I'm the one who has to suffer through this, not you, so don't yell at me.
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2.2s
How can you even say that to me?
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2.2s
Yeah, it is my life.
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1.7s
She quit.
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19.2s
Thanks. Greg thinks it's too girly. No, I love girly, I think it's fine. EARL: Well, it ain't too girly. I mean, I done seen some rooms where I'm like: "Yo, this some pink puffy bullshit." I mean, Hello Kitty posters and chocolate and naked dudes all over the wall. They make me want to throw up for real. Hey, if you're gonna throw up, don't do it in here, okay? This is her room.
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5s
I was there. I heard you ridiculing me in front of your loathsome harem.
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4.5s
Anyways. Rachel, we really just wanted to see how you was doin'.
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2.3s
Before I answer that question, this is serious...
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
2.2s
GREG: Nothing, just the bane of my existence.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
2.1s
Are you eating lunch in here still?
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
1.7s
Sometimes, she didn't.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
1.5s
Right when?
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1.5s
I know that.
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(SINGING) A candy-colored clown they call the sandman Tiptoes to my room every night Just to sprinkle stardust and to whisper Go to sleep, everything is all right I close my eyes (LAUGHING)