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GREG: You may remember Earl from 15 minutes ago. Titties. So, some people think Earl is my friend, but he's really not. He's more like a coworker. I've known him since kindergarten. His house is a short walk from mine, but in a much tougher neighborhood. His dad is in Texas, his mom is a depressed shut-in. And his brother Derrick's dog Doopie will definitely eat me someday.

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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I've known Greg ever since we were little. You know, I was in y'all kindergarten, right? Really? Mmm-hmm. I remember you. You was the girl who called Justin Jones perverted... ...for showing girls the birthmark on his butt. (LAUGHS) Oh, my God, yes!

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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Congratulations, Greg. Tomorrow, you're eating lunch with Boring Jewish Senior Girls, Subgroup 2-A.

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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...you know... you wanted to... Greg, I'm not going to prom. I mean, you totally could. It could be like a, s-, awesome statement.

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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You guys mind if I sit with you? Of course not.

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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Got tired of whooping your sorry ass.

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DENISE: Um...

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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I was a really good mom to her, you know? I really was. Some single moms, their kids grow up too fast... ...but I always tried to protect Rachel from that. I did my very best to protect her from...

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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...tree wallpaper.

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(SCREAMING)

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They have a similar coloring. Anyway, Francesca, we had to eventually give away because in the end... ...that whole situation was just a real problem. It was a mess. There was a real chemistry between us both that I think no one could deny.

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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You think it's safe here? A pillow?

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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Ew, Greg, that's just weird and gross.

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I like your room, Rachel.

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Way to go. Bam. Love it. Good stuff. Good job. Excellent work today. Excellent. Nice job. Hey, can I talk to you? Can I talk to you for a second? Sure, Greg, what's up?

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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Literally zero schoolwork.

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...the doctor really recommends a strong dosage of Gregitor.

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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...and they're so clearly repulsed.

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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I've known Greg ever since we were little. You know, I was in y'all kindergarten, right? Really? Mmm-hmm. I remember you. You was the girl who called Justin Jones perverted... ...for showing girls the birthmark on his butt. (LAUGHS) Oh, my God, yes!

Congratulations, Greg. Tomorrow, you're eating lunch with Boring Jewish Senior Girls, Subgroup 2-A.

...you know... you wanted to... Greg, I'm not going to prom. I mean, you totally could. It could be like a, s-, awesome statement.

You guys mind if I sit with you? Of course not.

Got tired of whooping your sorry ass.

DENISE: Um...

I was a really good mom to her, you know? I really was. Some single moms, their kids grow up too fast... ...but I always tried to protect Rachel from that. I did my very best to protect her from...

...tree wallpaper.

(SCREAMING)

They have a similar coloring. Anyway, Francesca, we had to eventually give away because in the end... ...that whole situation was just a real problem. It was a mess. There was a real chemistry between us both that I think no one could deny.

You think it's safe here? A pillow?

Ew, Greg, that's just weird and gross.

I like your room, Rachel.

Way to go. Bam. Love it. Good stuff. Good job. Excellent work today. Excellent. Nice job. Hey, can I talk to you? Can I talk to you for a second? Sure, Greg, what's up?

Literally zero schoolwork.

...the doctor really recommends a strong dosage of Gregitor.

...and they're so clearly repulsed.