Hey. So, are you guys around tonight? Because you should totally come to Thirsty Thursdays. - End-of-school tradition. - Yeah. Yeah, totally. - I'll.. I'll be there. - Cool. So it's at Wolf's Pond, whenever you.. Oh.. my God. Eat shit, Toy!!
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29.1s
I need a shirt. That's awesome. That is.. that is great. Actually, I need a picture. Shit, can I get my phone? Hey. Mrs. Keenan? Shh!! Patrick, why are you running around? Oh.. Grandma, you remember Joe. Hi, Mrs. Keenan. Darling, would you like a cold washcloth? What? No. No washcloth. How about you, Joseph? Actually, yeah, I would.. I'd love a washcloth. No, Mom, sit. What the hell? What the hell is happening?
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12.3s
My mom reminds me of Blanka. That's the sound I hear whenever she speaks. Just the gibberish of an undisciplined animal. It's never going to end. Even when I'm an adult, she'll find me, question me. You're being a little dramatic, I think.
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14.1s
What, you're not going to acknowledge me? - Hi. - Mmm. Yeah. Um, I will see you tonight. Yes. Yeah, uh.. - Babe. - Yes? Let's go get egg bagels. Okay. All right. Bye. Paul. God.
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4.3s
Joe, they're giving me hives. There's no way that they can give you hives.
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2.7s
Welcome home, Patrick.
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7.5s
Your final was due a week ago, Joe. I mean, look.. Look at the board. School's over. We're playing hangman here.
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5.9s
Bring your briefs in there with you. You're 15 years old. It's not cute anymore.
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3.2s
I can lend you a shirt. I've got like five in my locker.
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4.1s
- That's good. What the hell is that?
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2.6s
Got his mother's fanny.
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3.5s
Round two. Fight!!
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2.3s
Joe!! Joe!!
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0.9s
Jesus!!
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16.4s
Joe? Dad? Joe!! - Dad!! Dad, don't come in here!! - Are you all right? - Joe, Joe, I'm not going to hurt you. -Joe, I'm so sorry. Seriously, do not come in. There's a snake. Whoa. What do I do? Kelly.. look at me.
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10.3s
Yeah, maybe just to.. Splash a bit of cold water on my face. There is shame in it, but please leave anyway.
