Not irrationally, though. Apply to Pittsburgh State.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
6.8s
Earl, fact, that lunch is garbage. You're literally poisoning yourself right in front of us.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
9.2s
Fact: Greg's been telling everyone your soup has marijuana in it. (STUDENTS GASP) I didn't tell anyone. I heard you bellowing about it on public transit. Is that a fact, Greg?
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
4.3s
"Why I want to go... to college."
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
1.2s
What's that?
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
1.8s
No, I don't think that.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
1.2s
(GROANS)
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
17s
In the next few weeks, did I start making that movie? No. Because I didn't agree to make that movie. All I said was, "Word." "Word" could mean anything. Plus, we had at least a month or two... ...before she'd ran through all the terrible films we'd already made. For example, A Sockwork Orange.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
8.7s
Anyway, we're supposed to go work on our homage to Apocalypse Now. Ours is called A Box O' Lips, Wow, which is even worse than Mono Rash.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
2.6s
...and they're so clearly repulsed.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
5.1s
Are you seriously trying to turn this into some stupid sappy lesson? (MCCARTHY SIGHS)
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
5s
So, pregame at Paul's at like 7:00-ish. Paul has his own apartment?
The Kings of Summer
3.5s
Holy shit. Hey, kiddo.
The Kings of Summer
1.8s
There you are.
The Kings of Summer
4s
You've been in there for 54.. 55 minutes, Joe!!
The Kings of Summer
4.3s
Joe, they're giving me hives. There's no way that they can give you hives.