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16.8s
Daniel Craig's thing is, he's got an accent, right? So he's used to talking with his mouth in a weird shape... ...which is why he has pouty lips, like a woman. Lickable technology, like, I could text you a sandwich. I think that's where phones are headed. There's a button on the nape of his neck, under the skin. Just push it if you want him to stop.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
16.7s
This is it! You've gone too far! You've leaked the unleakable secret because you hold nothing sacred. 'Cause you're a dickhead! The foundation of any good working partnership is trust... ...and I can no longer trust you in any way. You'll leak anything to anyone. It's like working with Julian Assange. Assangde. Ass-andge. Damn it!
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
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(RAPPING) I'm back for my revenge Stab you in the dick Pardon my French Really? You're gonna stab me in the dick? Go ahead. Stab me in the dick. Just no rapping. Okay? All right? ILL PHIL: (RAPPING) I'll break your eyeball with a fist I got clenched (STUDENTS CLAMORING) Shove your body under another bench Stop rapping! Knock your teeth out with the fist I got clenched I can't do this if you're gonna rap the whole time.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl