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So, what's going on at school?

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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So, uh...

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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Rachel! I've got a modest little mouse here to see you!

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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...yummy, yummy, young boy.

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What, that you'd sleep all the time? No. Probably assume I was gonna masturbate all over them.

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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(LAUGHING) You already used that joke. No.

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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(CELL PHONE CHIMES) Oh, shit.

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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(MUSIC FROM THE 400 BLOWS PLAYING)

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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GREG: You may remember Earl from 15 minutes ago. Titties. So, some people think Earl is my friend, but he's really not. He's more like a coworker. I've known him since kindergarten. His house is a short walk from mine, but in a much tougher neighborhood. His dad is in Texas, his mom is a depressed shut-in. And his brother Derrick's dog Doopie will definitely eat me someday.

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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I've known Greg ever since we were little. You know, I was in y'all kindergarten, right? Really? Mmm-hmm. I remember you. You was the girl who called Justin Jones perverted... ...for showing girls the birthmark on his butt. (LAUGHS) Oh, my God, yes!

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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Congratulations, Greg. Tomorrow, you're eating lunch with Boring Jewish Senior Girls, Subgroup 2-A.

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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...you know... you wanted to... Greg, I'm not going to prom. I mean, you totally could. It could be like a, s-, awesome statement.

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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You guys mind if I sit with you? Of course not.

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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Got tired of whooping your sorry ass.

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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DENISE: Um...

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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I was a really good mom to her, you know? I really was. Some single moms, their kids grow up too fast... ...but I always tried to protect Rachel from that. I did my very best to protect her from...

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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...tree wallpaper.

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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(SCREAMING)

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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So, what's going on at school?

So, uh...

Rachel! I've got a modest little mouse here to see you!

...yummy, yummy, young boy.

What, that you'd sleep all the time? No. Probably assume I was gonna masturbate all over them.

(LAUGHING) You already used that joke. No.

(CELL PHONE CHIMES) Oh, shit.

(MUSIC FROM THE 400 BLOWS PLAYING)

I've known Greg ever since we were little. You know, I was in y'all kindergarten, right? Really? Mmm-hmm. I remember you. You was the girl who called Justin Jones perverted... ...for showing girls the birthmark on his butt. (LAUGHS) Oh, my God, yes!

Congratulations, Greg. Tomorrow, you're eating lunch with Boring Jewish Senior Girls, Subgroup 2-A.

...you know... you wanted to... Greg, I'm not going to prom. I mean, you totally could. It could be like a, s-, awesome statement.

You guys mind if I sit with you? Of course not.

Got tired of whooping your sorry ass.

DENISE: Um...

I was a really good mom to her, you know? I really was. Some single moms, their kids grow up too fast... ...but I always tried to protect Rachel from that. I did my very best to protect her from...

...tree wallpaper.

(SCREAMING)