Look, I can deal with the fact that the chickens were store-bought. Okay? I can. But it really bothers me that the loaded potato isn't Biaggio's recipe. No. No, no, that actually really is. I.. I honestly have no idea where he's getting chives.
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Yeah, uh, Biaggio here, he's a.. He's a real renaissance man. I have incredible focus. You should see his hands. So quick. This cat right here, he can snatch trout right out of the goddamn stream. Just.. Bullshit. No, it's true. I've seen it.
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I don't know, Dad. Just asking. We watched a very good movie on the cable last night. - Mmm. - Oh, honey, what was it called? It had that guy in it, that actor.. - What was it? - What's his name? Called, uh, Heimlich, the.. Yes, yes!! With, uh, what's-his-name. The Prince, the.. the New Prince. Will Smith? Will!! Yes. Will Prince. - Will Prince. - Oh, my gosh, what does he play? - Superhero? -Oh, he plays a superhero in this one. Kind of a supe.. Not a cape, though. - Yeah, it's called Heimlich. - The darnedest thing.
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Patrick, have you been washing that foot every day? Because moisture can get trapped in there from the brace. That's what killed Jim Henson, you know. Oh..
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Heather, do you remember when Dad quit because, um, you wouldn't trade him B&O? - Remember that? - Oh.. oh, do I remember when my own father called me a "fear-mongering Chinaman?" Yeah, I do... mostly 'cause I'm not a man. Nor am I Chinese, so.. Oh, my God, what a panic. That's something my great-grandfather would say. He's a racist.
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Be calm.
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- Okay, I have beer for you. - Hey. Thank you. - Hello. Hello. - Hello, Kelly. - How are you? - I'm good. How are you? I'm not as drunk as you are. I think you are. - Can I have your beer? - No. Hey, sorry, bro. Keg's almost tapped. No beer for freshmen. Oh, but he is a sophomore now, Paul. Sorry, babe. No dice, bro. Oh, man. You little fuck-suckers!! We're trying to sleep!! It's public property, bro!! What? Who told you that? We assumed!!
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What?
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What the f..? Jesus. - What time is it, man? - Who cares? We're out in the woods. There's no time in the woods. Let's go exploring. - What? - What? Of course there's time in the woods. You go outside and you look at the.. The sun, and the higher it is in the sky, the later it is in the day.
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The problem with Joseph's habit is that one day there will be an actual emergency or violent crime coming from this house. Yeah, well, the night is still young. Uh, Mr. Toy, are you familiar with "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"? Yes. I experienced a childhood on the planet Earth, so.. Yes, I've heard of that one. Do you think you can apply it to my situation in an allegorical fashion? Okay. It's a.. - a story that involves a boy who.. -Ah, ah, ah.. - constantly cries "wolf." Stop. And when the wolf finally comes.. He doesn't know it. - I'm sorry, "The Boy Who Cried" what? -Wolf. - Fuck you. - Let's go. - "The Boy Who Cried" what? - Stop talking. - Wolf. - Get the fuck off my porch before I knock your dick in the dirt. - Come on, let's go. -I don't see what the problem was. - Why are you yelling at me? - What's next? Three Little Pigs?
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Are you awake?
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I'm gay.
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Are you sure? Um..
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Call me with anything. Okay? Anything. I'm not far. Yeah. Thanks.