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But we're not even a real family, okay? I don't even know these people. [SPEAKS IN SPANISH] She's right. That's absolutely right. No, no. We're not related at all, any of us. No. We're just friends. - No, we're not... - We are not friends! Look, I'm just a small-time fucking drug dealer. I sell dime bags, all right? My daughter here is just a homeless gutter punk, all right? And my son is just a fucking dork that lives in my building. We don't look alike! ROSE: Not related. - A virgin, okay? And my "wife"?
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Grab your things, guys. Kenny, grab my stuff. Thanks. - Here we go. - Well, looks like you're ready to roll. Gary called me first thing. He seemed real eager for y'all to come pick her up. - Good. Good, good, good. Okay. - Guess this is it, then. - Good luck to you, David. - Hey, thank you, Don. Take care, will you? Hey, yeah, listen, I would appreciate it if you kept what happened last night... all that Chinese vibrator talk, between us. - Yeah. - If folks at my church found out about that... Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, no. I get it. Yeah. No, say no more. Mum's the word, okay? Before you go running off... - Yeah? - Well, last night notwithstanding... things bedroom-wise between me and Mrs. Fitzgerald... - ...haven't been a real five-alarm fire of late. - Okay. Now that I'm not working as much, we have a chance to light the flame again... - ...but our matches are wet. - Mm-hm. Mm-hm. - If you catch my drift. - I do, yeah. Yeah, the matches are genitals. I get it. No, I was talking about our passion. Right. Sorry, sorry. Of course. That's the way... - That's okay. That's all right. - Yeah. So we've been looking for new ideas... and she read on the internet about this finger thing... - Don, you don't need to share that with me. - No, no, it's okay. I want to. Okay, as long as you're comfortable. - I need your advice, David. - Mm-hm.
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