So that if I see him coming, I can honk the horn and warn you, and then you can run back immediately. You're a real hero, John.
The Voices
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Now do it on purpose, Jerry. Just once. See what it's like. Shut up. I don't have to listen to you. You're just a cat.
The Voices
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Kill someone.
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You seem a million miles away. What's on your mind?
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What about Lisa from accounting? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Please, Jerry.
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That's sad. She was nice.
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- Hey. - Thanks.
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I think so, too.
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Who is a good boy? - Who is a good boy? - I want to smell her crotch, Jer. Come, here. Hey, sit! Where the fuck's my food, fuck-face?
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That's a lot of cheese sandwiches to eat in one sitting! Forty one! And that tiny Sonya Thomas always wins! And now a grimmer story. A woman murdered. Her partial remains dumped in the woods! - So sad! - So terrible! Reporter Sheila Hammer has an Action One News exclusive. The grisly discovery Tuesday, near Milton, of an unidentified female stabbing victim, has local police on the hunt for a serial killer. - Jerry, you're a serial killer! - Sheriff Weinbacher. No, he isn't. Now with the aid of the FBI, we have developed a profile of the unknown killer. Male, late 20s or early 30s, white, lower or middle class. Trouble fitting in. That's you, Jerry. Can I have an autograph? Will he kill again? Well, if he's not stopped soon, every indication is he will kill again.
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That was the best night in my whole life.
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1.8s
- Bye. - Bye.
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- Work! - Yeah. I know. It seems like the last thing I wanna think about. I know. I gotta go home and feed my cat and dog. - They're gonna be furious with me. - Yes! - Do you want me to give you a ride? - No, no, no, it's okay. I'll walk. - Yeah? - Yeah! Come up to accounting later, just pretend you're delivering something. We can make out in the copy room. - I'll try. - Okay.
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- Bye. - Bye.
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- Hey, Mr. Whiskers. - Food! Now!
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I am...
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You hear that, punk? - No! No! No, no. - You're a killer. - God. - A serial killer! - I don't wanna be a killer. - Too late, shitbag. There's no turning back. You're a stone-cold murdering maniac.
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- You gonna say it was me? - No, I wasn't gonna say that. All right. Devil's advo-cat. Let's say it was me, but you know that I'm a talking cat. There's no such thing. Everything I say is really you. - It's true, buddy. It's all you. - What? Come on, Jer. You know that. Your pets are spot-on, Jerry.