- That pooper shot looked real. - No. God, please, don't! - It did. - Oh, God. - Dave? - What?
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Hold on. You got to pick up Cara. Pick up Cara from ballet at 4:00, okay? I am fucking all over that shit. Holy shit. Early morning on the golf course, Lockwood? Terrific!
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Guns hot? Are you kidding me? No, I'm not, lady. It's not going to happen tonight, okay? I'm not attracted to you. Rotate your turret and go night-night.
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So it's like you have three balls. Dave has three balls. A bouquet of balls. Bad! Bad!
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Really? I hadn't noticed. I look forward to having your antic sense of humor in the partner suite, Lockwood. It can get a touch dry up there.
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Okay. A little something for daddy.
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What did you do? The woman is nine months pregnant! I could see the baby's face. I told you not to screw up my Tuesday night. Do you have any idea how many Lamaze classes I had to sit through to get that lined up? Is there a reason that you're calling me at 3:00 in the morning? Yeah, the dock worker is making me feed the twins. What do I do?
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Come on, son. This is not the dog track. No. Yes. Yeah. Absolutely not. Thank you. Hi. Seriously, Dave, this isn't the dog track. Good morning, Sabrina.
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Hey, Daddy, which one do you like better? The southern monarch or the many-spotted skipperling? I am a many-spotted skipperling man, all the way. The monarch is just a glorified moth, don't you think? Yes. I tend to agree.
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And the baby-eating monster rises from the deep!
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Good.
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Yeah, right. Okay, well, then I'd better get home and boil my shoes.
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- Great visiting. - You, too.
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- When's the wedding? - Next Saturday. My betrothed, Pamela, would like you to be there to say a few words. I'll catch the next one.
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Why are you here? Just came by to see if you'd like to have some breakfast. I can't. I got a super-duper important conference call in 10 minutes. - You don't have a job. - You don't have any hair. Right. Well, then I'll just say it here. I'm getting married again, and I'd like you to come to the wedding.
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I just came by to tell you how incredibly proud of you I am, son. I'm pretty baked right now, but I think you're being sarcastic. Right? No, dropping out of high school to be an actor was a great decision.
