Hey, guys. Hey, Richard. Is there anything I can do for you today?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.1s
Wow. If he's here, who's running Hell?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3.5s
- Why don't you walk? - I think I'll walk from here.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7s
Was that a-- Judges' ruling. Uh-huh. Yeah. I do believe that was a joke.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.7s
Dr. Beaverman, OB-GYN. Van Wilder, G-L-A-D to meet you.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
5.3s
All right, Wilder, let's dance. It's a good day to die, McDoogle.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
19.3s
Jesus! Criminy! What happened to you, Wilder? Don't think I don't remember. You got an A in my freshman economics class. You remember one thing-- Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its hand. I'll write that down. You do that. You're not fooling anybody! You're only fooling yourself!.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.6s
- Is he ready? - Ah, yeah, he's ready. It's go time.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.6s
Okay. Keep going.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3s
I got it, guys. No problem whatsoever.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.8s
Look at me. Pro.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.4s
Easy, sailor.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
6.6s
Hold on. You mean I put my mouth on your cock pump? Oh, damn!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
12.9s
Tajy, I'm so hot. - I feel on fire. - Oh, yeah, me too, baby. - Burning up. - Oh, yeah, baby, I'm burning up. You are most amazing to make me feel so... damn hot!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.3s
Excuse me, gentlemen.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.4s
Super.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.8s
Let us proceed.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
30.8s
- What are you doing out there? - Proving a point. Your friend doesn't fit in. He's a virus, and I'm the vaccine. - I can't believe you're doing this. - Pop quiz. True or false. You and that GDI have been spending an inordinate amount of time together. True. Now here's a multiple choice question for you. You're A, an asshole; B, an asshole who isn't staying at my place tonight... - or C, all the above? - What's B again? Gwenny, I'm kidding. I apologize. - Gwenny, where are you going? - To go save Van. God only knows what my parents and their stuck-up friends are doing to him.