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Why don't you go "release" your own pressure? And just so we're clear, I'm telling you to go fuck yourself!.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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It's ridiculous! It's preposterous! It's ludicrous! By God, it's impetuous! - So does that mean you gonna help us? - Oh, it's on.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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All right, thank you, man. Enjoy yourself. All right, sister. Enjoy yourself. Power to the people. - How you doing, my man? - What's up?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You've been looking for that dare-to-be-great situation. It is at your doorstep.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm leaving. Then leave. But leave the honorable way.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Let Van stay! Let Van stay! Let Van stay! Let Van stay!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Get me the law club.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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We need to talk.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Out of my way!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Yes, these interviews are somewhat of a formality... but I think it's crucial we like-minded people get to know one another.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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And then we bumped uglies. It was the best ten seconds ever. Ever.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Hey, Jeannie. - Look. I just wanted to explain about the whole, you know, Richard thing. Me and Richard's unspoken bond blossomed the other night in one beautiful... symbiotic act. - What sort of act? - Messing up that Van Wilder party.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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He's in! He's in!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Let's see what the kid's made of.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I vote reinstatement. - Mr. Bagg? - Expulsion. Miss Haver? Reinstatement... over and over. Okay. Mrs. Seay? Expulsion. Professor McDoogle? You know, I've waited a long, long time for this day to come. Either way... Van Wilder's tenure here at Coolidge is over.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Continue, Mr. Wilder. - I'm okay. I've learned a lot here at Coolidge. Let the record show that... when I attended class... I did receive exemplary marks. However, it was only when I met a special someone... that I realized what I was doing-- hiding. See, after this is real life, and I wasn't ready for that. I don't know why exactly. I do know that I don't wanna end up like my father... whose whole life revolves around work. But I see that now. And I'm ready to move on. Well, that's that. Good luck, loser. Who's ready for lunch? - Mr. Bagg, you will be quiet. - What's any of this got to do with... that he's guilty of an infraction that deserves expulsion? Mr. Wilder.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- I knew you'd come to your senses. - Hello, Richard. Look. I know we have a lot of surgery to perform on our relationship. But right now I am prepping for the biggest moment of our lives. I have a written exam first, and then an interview with five Northwestern alums. All doctors. That's why I came-- to help make you your shake. - That'd be terrific, Gwenny. - I'll see you downstairs.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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If we expel him, there could be some sort of a coup d'�tat. He broke a rule. He should pay the consequences. Well, let's take a vote. There's five of us here. Majority rules.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder