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You mean, we didn't have to-- But aren't you glad we did?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Fill this out. It's a standard payment plan extension form.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Oh, yeah. That's the shit. Guess what. I'm feeling a little cold sore coming on. Maybe we shouldn't do this for three to six weeks. Shut up, bitch, and give me some sugar.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You know, maybe this isn't such a good idea. Being bad seldom is.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Maybe you could put me on some sort of extension... program? - A little pay-as-you-go? - Are you trying to seduce me? Who, me? No!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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What is that intoxicating scent you're wearing, Doris? I have cats. Meow!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I need more time. There's got to be something that we can work out.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Write that down.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm staying here with my friends. Fine. Maybe your friends can pay your tuition. Because this morning I placed a stop payment on this semester's check. I'm sorry, son. Sometimes in life you have to realize a poor investment... and cut your losses.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Mail it in! Mail it in. Van, you must make four monthly payments of $5,000 each. I'm sorry, Taj. I'm gonna have to let you go. I don't have the resources to pay for your services anymore. A good soldier does not leave his commander... just because he lies wounded, arms torn off at the sockets... intestines spilling out onto the mud, picked at by the birds. I will stay on at no charge. Okay. Exactly how much money do you have? - He has only $34. - Damn, Van! What the hell you gonna do with $34, man?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Congratulations, Taj! Your first blow job. In my country, a woman's mastery of her gastronomical releases... is the ultimate aphrodisiac. Desiree is the foremost connoisseur of chili con carne... and a TA at Coolidge. I wish I had teachers like that. And just like that, Topless Tutors was born.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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We knew you could do it. Desi told me how she and a few of her grad school pals... could use some extra income. Taj proved to be an excellent company accountant... as well as our most valued client.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Freshman year. I'll get the others. - Wait. There are more of these? - Actually, there are many more. It seems Mr. Wilder didn't quite come out of his shell... until mid-sophomore year.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm looking for information on a current student here, Van Wilder.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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X... equals... six? Yeah!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Excuse me.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Thanks.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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All right. Gwen, all right! You're just in time. - Take your clothes off. - I'm not taking off my clothes. It is the Naked Mile Run. Everybody else is in their birthday suit. Except that guy.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You mean, we didn't have to-- But aren't you glad we did?

Fill this out. It's a standard payment plan extension form.

Oh, yeah. That's the shit. Guess what. I'm feeling a little cold sore coming on. Maybe we shouldn't do this for three to six weeks. Shut up, bitch, and give me some sugar.

You know, maybe this isn't such a good idea. Being bad seldom is.

Maybe you could put me on some sort of extension... program? - A little pay-as-you-go? - Are you trying to seduce me? Who, me? No!

What is that intoxicating scent you're wearing, Doris? I have cats. Meow!

I need more time. There's got to be something that we can work out.

Write that down.

I'm staying here with my friends. Fine. Maybe your friends can pay your tuition. Because this morning I placed a stop payment on this semester's check. I'm sorry, son. Sometimes in life you have to realize a poor investment... and cut your losses.

Congratulations, Taj! Your first blow job. In my country, a woman's mastery of her gastronomical releases... is the ultimate aphrodisiac. Desiree is the foremost connoisseur of chili con carne... and a TA at Coolidge. I wish I had teachers like that. And just like that, Topless Tutors was born.

We knew you could do it. Desi told me how she and a few of her grad school pals... could use some extra income. Taj proved to be an excellent company accountant... as well as our most valued client.

Freshman year. I'll get the others. - Wait. There are more of these? - Actually, there are many more. It seems Mr. Wilder didn't quite come out of his shell... until mid-sophomore year.

I'm looking for information on a current student here, Van Wilder.

X... equals... six? Yeah!

Excuse me.

Thanks.

All right. Gwen, all right! You're just in time. - Take your clothes off. - I'm not taking off my clothes. It is the Naked Mile Run. Everybody else is in their birthday suit. Except that guy.