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Come on. We got a ball game to win.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Who's my alabaster princess?

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What is that intoxicating scent you're wearing, Doris? I have cats. Meow!

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"Lite Beer vs. Dark-- The Showdown" by Darius Grayson. - Is that the same-- - Pulitzer-prize winning Darius Grayson. He was an alumnus of our journalism staff. He wrote his best stuff in detox. Still does, I'm told. I have got a very challenging assignment for you. A story that nobody's been able to get. - About what? - No, no. It's about whom.

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Oh, yeah. That's the shit. Guess what. I'm feeling a little cold sore coming on. Maybe we shouldn't do this for three to six weeks. Shut up, bitch, and give me some sugar.

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You can either mail this in or drop it off. Go, baby, go!

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I need more time. There's got to be something that we can work out.

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You are. You are.

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I'm staying here with my friends. Fine. Maybe your friends can pay your tuition. Because this morning I placed a stop payment on this semester's check. I'm sorry, son. Sometimes in life you have to realize a poor investment... and cut your losses.

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They need me, Ted.

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Sweet Joseph, my son's a fairy.

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You know, maybe this isn't such a good idea. Being bad seldom is.

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You mean, we didn't have to-- But aren't you glad we did?

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Maybe you could put me on some sort of extension... program? - A little pay-as-you-go? - Are you trying to seduce me? Who, me? No!

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Write that down.

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Oh, God! Those things could raise the Titanic.

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He?

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Seven years, and no degree. You should have graduated twice by now. I've done a lot in seven years. If you don't have your doctorate, you haven't done enough. But you have wasted enough of your time and my money. Pack up your panties, son, because we are headin' home.

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Come on. We got a ball game to win.

Who's my alabaster princess?

What is that intoxicating scent you're wearing, Doris? I have cats. Meow!

Oh, yeah. That's the shit. Guess what. I'm feeling a little cold sore coming on. Maybe we shouldn't do this for three to six weeks. Shut up, bitch, and give me some sugar.

You can either mail this in or drop it off. Go, baby, go!

I need more time. There's got to be something that we can work out.

You are. You are.

I'm staying here with my friends. Fine. Maybe your friends can pay your tuition. Because this morning I placed a stop payment on this semester's check. I'm sorry, son. Sometimes in life you have to realize a poor investment... and cut your losses.

They need me, Ted.

Sweet Joseph, my son's a fairy.

You know, maybe this isn't such a good idea. Being bad seldom is.

You mean, we didn't have to-- But aren't you glad we did?

Maybe you could put me on some sort of extension... program? - A little pay-as-you-go? - Are you trying to seduce me? Who, me? No!

Write that down.

Oh, God! Those things could raise the Titanic.

He?

Seven years, and no degree. You should have graduated twice by now. I've done a lot in seven years. If you don't have your doctorate, you haven't done enough. But you have wasted enough of your time and my money. Pack up your panties, son, because we are headin' home.