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I'm proud of you, Van, graduation or no graduation. Thank you. And I'm sorry that I spent... such a buttload of your money for so long. It's by far the best investment I ever made.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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The Internet, dude. Fries their brain cells, man.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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It's cool, Colossus. We'll find somebody. C-los, get your ass off my shirt.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Give me a V! Give me an A! Give me an N! What does it spell? I see a rabbi, and he's performing a circumcision... on himself though.

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Medic. - Having us both at the same time... - Will definitely lighten your load. - We will bend over backwards for you. - There's nothing too big... - we can't handle. - And we mean nothing. - We'll stay on top of you... - And ride you all semester. Basically, we're saying we won't blow the job, Van.

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Let's get it started then, shall we?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Hi, Van. - Hi, Donna. Hey, guys.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Dorsal appendage. Gwen. - Was the last one right? - Yeah, that's right. Wrong! The dorsal appendage exists only in marine-equipped mammalia. I knew you weren't listening. - What's wrong with you? - Nothing. I'm fine. Let's get out of here, go grab a beer.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I was hanging on by a thread, but I was still making tuition.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Excuse me. Can you tell me... where I might find the raddest fucking dude alive? Yeah, by the pool, Gramps.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm an exchange student from Banglapur, India. Welcome. What can we do for you?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I want to chew the-- And then-- I don't know how.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Oh, man. My mama never told me I'd be doing this.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Seriously, I swear to God, I'm really uncomfortable now. It's time you should go.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm getting my shit together. Just one second.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I was the first-ever male cheerleader at Huntington High! The first ever!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Hey, I know you, man! Oh, fuck. Congratulations, Van. I knew you had it in you.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm proud of you, Van, graduation or no graduation. Thank you. And I'm sorry that I spent... such a buttload of your money for so long. It's by far the best investment I ever made.

The Internet, dude. Fries their brain cells, man.

It's cool, Colossus. We'll find somebody. C-los, get your ass off my shirt.

Give me a V! Give me an A! Give me an N! What does it spell? I see a rabbi, and he's performing a circumcision... on himself though.

None.

Let's get it started then, shall we?

- Hi, Van. - Hi, Donna. Hey, guys.

Dorsal appendage. Gwen. - Was the last one right? - Yeah, that's right. Wrong! The dorsal appendage exists only in marine-equipped mammalia. I knew you weren't listening. - What's wrong with you? - Nothing. I'm fine. Let's get out of here, go grab a beer.

I was hanging on by a thread, but I was still making tuition.

Excuse me. Can you tell me... where I might find the raddest fucking dude alive? Yeah, by the pool, Gramps.

I'm an exchange student from Banglapur, India. Welcome. What can we do for you?

I want to chew the-- And then-- I don't know how.

Oh, man. My mama never told me I'd be doing this.

Seriously, I swear to God, I'm really uncomfortable now. It's time you should go.

I'm getting my shit together. Just one second.

I was the first-ever male cheerleader at Huntington High! The first ever!

Hey, I know you, man! Oh, fuck. Congratulations, Van. I knew you had it in you.