A multi-car collision turned shots fired on the crosstown expressway this morning.
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REPORTER: Now, breaking news.
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(THUD5)
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Did I leave the stove on?
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Shit.
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(GRUNTS)
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NEGASONIC TEENAGE WARHEAD: Colossus, wait up. I've given Deadpool every chance to join us... but he'd rather act like a child. A heavily-armed child. When will he grow up and see benefits of becoming X-Man? Which benefits? The matching unitards?
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(PEOPLE CLAMORING) MAN: Get out of the way! (INDISTINCT SHOUTING AND SCREAMING)