Why did you always weep like a little girl during orgasm?
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- You dressed me? - Yes, I did.
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- You're so much more than a slight jerk! - That's not very nice.
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Freeze!
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4.1s
Don't tell me what I'm feeling! My father does that.
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2.8s
No, I mean it, he's dangerous!
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7.8s
Excuse me. That's what I thought. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Don't worry, I'm used to it.
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You are one slick bastard.
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2.1s
Or should we call you Fat Cobra?
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13.8s
- And the therapy. - Really? And several powerful prescription drugs. I'm kidding about the drugs. Or am I? At any rate, let's give ourselves permission to be honest with each other... ...so we can have some closure this weekend.
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He's gonna love it.
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- So, what are you doing? - Just confirming.
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4s
Okay. I just think you're feeling a little nervous about the wedding.
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3.6s
Now, you're gonna feel a slight jerk.
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9.3s
So, Jer, we gotta talk. I know we've had our differences, but our son and daughter are gonna be married. And whether we like it or not, we're stuck with each other.
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11.5s
- ...do you have kids? - I have a Jack Russell Terrier. Well, then you'll understand. You gotta give me two hours. - You're kidding me! - This is my son's wedding.
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Get control! Get control, you schmuck! - You're not exactly helping things, Jer. - Helping how? - Unwrap your legs. - What? Unwrap your legs! - All right! - Thank you. I guess I forgot to take parachute etiquette when I went to medical school! - This isn't fun. - You gotta stop and smell those roses.
