This is taking unsportsmanlike conduct to a whole new level! (FRANCIS GROANS)
Deadpool
6.9s
Ha. You belong here at home. Surrounded by your Voltron and your Bernadette, and your me.
Deadpool
5.4s
Now, I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s. (METAL CLAN KS)
Deadpool
4.7s
WADE: I think we can all agree that shit just went sideways in the most colossal way.
Deadpool
3.1s
VANESSA: Wham? No, no, no. Wham!
Deadpool
2.3s
Wade fucking Wilson.
Deadpool
2.1s
Well, maybe not the most.
Deadpool
1.4s
How about now?
Deadpool
10.1s
So, am I supposed to just smile and wave you out the door? Think of it like spring cleaning. Only if spring was death. God, if I had a nickel for every time I spanked it to Bernadette Peters.
Deadpool
3.8s
Looking good, Francis. Well rested. Like you've been pitching, not catching.
Deadpool
2.8s
In the meantime, you might wanna leave the room.
Deadpool
3.7s
Listen, we both know that cancer is a shit-show.
Deadpool
1.9s
Thanks for having my back, guys.
Deadpool
2.1s
Ringing any bells? No?
Deadpool
1.2s
Name of Wade Wilson.
Deadpool
1.7s
Can I help you ladies?
Deadpool
1.2s
Dad?
Deadpool
12.8s
WEASEL: So, the doctor says, "The bad news is "you don't have that long to live." So, the patient says, "How long do I have?" The doctor says, "Five." The guy says, "Five what?" And the doctor says, "Four, three, two..." (ALL LAUGHING)
