So you're buying a submarine. Well, that'll be nice. Wonderful. Now I can take anything anywhere. Cocaine, nuclear devices. Whatever you want, I will move it. That's terrific.
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Please be careful. I have very sensitive underarms. I just don't-- I'm not kidding. Don't do that, please. Please!
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- Please make yourself comfortable. - Okay. We're gonna lay here together.
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Take a good look, boys. I've been known to shoot tranq darts from my knees.
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By the way, this fanny pack comes from France.
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Fanny pack?
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Thank you.
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Arms up.
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One hundred and seventy in cash and bearer bonds. But I don't hand over cash before seeing the merchandise. J.P., who gave you the rocket launchers last month on credit? How long have we known each other? Years.
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Besides, if you try to screw me... ...I will kill you and everyone you've ever met.
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I hope we shall get to know each other better.
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I'm the middleman here.
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All right, I trust you.
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Well, I am honored.
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I'm not waterproof. My skin will let in water. So I can't be in a situation where... ...I submerse myself. So as a child, I couldn't do anything. I couldn't even play with a hose.
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I can't go in with you, but I'm happy to watch. - Why? - I have, like, a childhood problem. A disease. Sort of rare.
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- You know, the Slip 'N Slides? - Yes. I couldn't have that. And even snow cones.
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All right, tell me something here. Is it tender right there? Yes!