You only work for that shit-spackled muppet fart. So, I'mma give you a chance for y'all to lay down your firearms... in exchange for preferential, bordering on gentle... possibly even lover-like treatment.
Deadpool
8s
What better way to crawl back inside that head of yours? Oh, you never left. But you did, asshole! Ah, deep breath, darling.
Deadpool
4.8s
And Gail, she still fixing that tuna casserole? So good. But bad for the waistline, if you know what I'm talking about.
Deadpool
5.2s
(CHOKING) I hope they blocked pain to your every last nerve. 'Cause I'mma go lookin'!
Deadpool
5.6s
Finish fucking her the fuck up! Language, please. Suck a cock. (BOTH GRUNTING)
Deadpool
2.2s
I hear you grow back body parts now, Wade.
Deadpool
3.1s
Yep, that was a good one. Let's dance.
Deadpool
2.3s
VVade? Don't worry, baby...
Deadpool
1.5s
(GRUNTING) (METAL CLANKING)
Deadpool
1.7s
Wrong choice of words.
Deadpool
4.6s
Your... On the left. You are beautiful woman. That is so sweet.