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National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Somebody got awfully dressed up to quiz me on my anatomy midterm. I'm so sorry, baby. I totally forgot. - I have an interview for the paper. - At 10:00 at night? Can't you postpone it? Gwen, first exam-- most crucial. It's not like you're on a deadline for the Boston Globe. It's the only time he had available. I'll call you as soon as I get back. Bye.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You going out tonight? Rob's coming over. I'm closing in on that diamond, Gwen. The dynamic duo will seal the deal tonight. Good luck, ladies.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Is there anything you can tell me about yourself... that I haven't already found out from your public records? I'll be at the quad tomorrow night at 10:00. Sound good? - It's a date. - It's an interview, not a date. Gwen, first dates are interviews.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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His name's Richard. He's premed. Van, you have a 1:30 with the swim team. On it. - You have an assistant? - Yes, I do.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Okay, look, that old bag is stronger than she looks. I'm doing a human interest piece on you. I'm flattered. I'd love for your piece to be on me. But sadly I don't do interviews. Never have, never will. I do lunch. My editor did say this would be a challenge. Van, second date with Emily. Blue. Brings out your eyes. Kid's got killer eyes, not unlike yourself. - Has anyone told you that before? - Yes, my boyfriend.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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We are truly up the Ganges River without a bamboo oar. We're still $1,200 short of your next tuition payment. Taj, I learned a long time ago that worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere. Write that down. Don't even sweat it, Taj. I've got a plan.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- I have a few questions for you. - In time. This is gonna be fun. You know that three-letter word that starts with F? So you're quite the campus man, heading events like the J�ger Olympics. Yes, well, you haven't lived... until you've shot putted blitzed on J�ger. - Heinie? - This was a really bad idea.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Seven years, and no degree. You should have graduated twice by now. I've done a lot in seven years. If you don't have your doctorate, you haven't done enough. But you have wasted enough of your time and my money. Pack up your panties, son, because we are headin' home.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Let's go get fucked up. - Sounds good. Is that all you think about? I admit I applied for this job... because I wanted to cut loose and shake my rump... but I do not believe that this dilemma will be solved by partying.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You Van Wilder? The strip club owner got tired of using his B squad... so he came back for the starting lineup. Topless Tutors was dead.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Oh, God! Those things could raise the Titanic.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Are we gonna reschedule or what?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Who's a big boy?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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This is the second party of his she's gone to. Sounds serious. Threatened?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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They said I did them a mitzvah. That's Yiddish for "good deed." Write that down. Oh, yeah, she came too.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Word spread around campus. My calendar was filled with parties to plan. Van Wilder, party liaison, was born.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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So much sinew, I need a bigger pencil. 8:30 p.m. Yeah, that's fine.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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He?

You going out tonight? Rob's coming over. I'm closing in on that diamond, Gwen. The dynamic duo will seal the deal tonight. Good luck, ladies.

Is there anything you can tell me about yourself... that I haven't already found out from your public records? I'll be at the quad tomorrow night at 10:00. Sound good? - It's a date. - It's an interview, not a date. Gwen, first dates are interviews.

His name's Richard. He's premed. Van, you have a 1:30 with the swim team. On it. - You have an assistant? - Yes, I do.

Seven years, and no degree. You should have graduated twice by now. I've done a lot in seven years. If you don't have your doctorate, you haven't done enough. But you have wasted enough of your time and my money. Pack up your panties, son, because we are headin' home.

- Let's go get fucked up. - Sounds good. Is that all you think about? I admit I applied for this job... because I wanted to cut loose and shake my rump... but I do not believe that this dilemma will be solved by partying.

You Van Wilder? The strip club owner got tired of using his B squad... so he came back for the starting lineup. Topless Tutors was dead.

Oh, God! Those things could raise the Titanic.

Are we gonna reschedule or what?

Who's a big boy?

This is the second party of his she's gone to. Sounds serious. Threatened?

They said I did them a mitzvah. That's Yiddish for "good deed." Write that down. Oh, yeah, she came too.

Word spread around campus. My calendar was filled with parties to plan. Van Wilder, party liaison, was born.

So much sinew, I need a bigger pencil. 8:30 p.m. Yeah, that's fine.