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I need to see the grade transcripts for Van Wilder, please. I don't think so. Student transcripts are confidential. Sorry.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Your father wants to get us a place in Forest Grove as an engagement present. - My parents know about this? - Yeah, I told everyone.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I can't hold on There's no easy way Hey, Van, can I borrow-- My God, what happened to you?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Where are you going? I'm not sure, and for some reason... I feel really good about that.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm old enough to be jealous of that Gwen girl.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Northwestern. I am the shit.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Sounds to me like your rectal itch was getting a late-night booty scratch. First, my bitch turns down my proposal. Then she runs into that loser's arms. Now I don't even know where my bitch is. Wilder's got some big blowout tonight. Maybe your bitch is gonna be there. You do not call her that, gonad! Hey, guys. Just giving you all the 411 . I'm a counselor for the Further Leaders of America's overnighter. The bus doesn't leave for a few hours. Is there anything I can do before I go? Anything at all?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Well, yeah, but also... because you have the potential to be great.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Definitely be out of the question unless they all agreed with us... and we talked it over.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Hey, hold up a second. What are you doing here? What am I doing here? What were you doing in there? As smashed as I am, I'm pretty sure that's my room, wasn't it? What was that girl, a freshman? She reads at a sophomore level. This was a big mistake, Van. I'm leaving. Why are you here? Did you come to hire me to do your bachelorette party? 'Cause your party pimp has already been booked by your fianc�. - My fianc�? What are you talking about? - When are you two tying the knot? Seriously, I'd really like to hold that date open. That is none of your business. And you know what? You're none of mine.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- I'm here to enlist your services. - Let me guess. "Come as your favorite drunk-on-jis, come-gargling frat boy party"? Then your mom can come.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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She was getting awfully chummy with the rectal itch. Son of a bitch. Disappear! Yes, superior leader, sir.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Great work, Van. Thanks! Remember my credo, Timmy. Don't be a fool. Stay in school.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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No one even knows we're here. Au contraire, mon fr�res. Girls!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I was hanging on by a thread, but I was still making tuition.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- I love you, man. - No, man. I love you.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Oh, my God. Feel it!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You see, Timmy, you can't let this lead you all the time. Sometimes you've gotta heed this. I think you've got a lot of heart in there, mister, don't you?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I need to see the grade transcripts for Van Wilder, please. I don't think so. Student transcripts are confidential. Sorry.

Your father wants to get us a place in Forest Grove as an engagement present. - My parents know about this? - Yeah, I told everyone.

I can't hold on There's no easy way Hey, Van, can I borrow-- My God, what happened to you?

Where are you going? I'm not sure, and for some reason... I feel really good about that.

I'm old enough to be jealous of that Gwen girl.

Northwestern. I am the shit.

Well, yeah, but also... because you have the potential to be great.

Definitely be out of the question unless they all agreed with us... and we talked it over.

- I'm here to enlist your services. - Let me guess. "Come as your favorite drunk-on-jis, come-gargling frat boy party"? Then your mom can come.

She was getting awfully chummy with the rectal itch. Son of a bitch. Disappear! Yes, superior leader, sir.

Great work, Van. Thanks! Remember my credo, Timmy. Don't be a fool. Stay in school.

No one even knows we're here. Au contraire, mon fr�res. Girls!

I was hanging on by a thread, but I was still making tuition.

- I love you, man. - No, man. I love you.

Oh, my God. Feel it!

You see, Timmy, you can't let this lead you all the time. Sometimes you've gotta heed this. I think you've got a lot of heart in there, mister, don't you?