Good. It's good. We're taking things slow, but it's good.
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Can we please raise our Kamikaze shots to my two best friends, please?
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I have the biggest meeting in my life in 45 minutes. This isn't happening. Did you have something you wanted to do today? I've got day one of my big break movie. If I don't make this meeting, I don't make partner, and the last 15 years of my life, everything I've done, wasted! All right, fine, I'll do it.
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2.9s
Careful! Easy. I got it. I got it.
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1.3s
But a Double Windsor?
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11.1s
That is Tatiana. Tatiana. What's her last name? It's Tatiana Calls-me-at-three-in-the-morning- and-wants-to-fuck-stein. Who gives a shit what her last name is?
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12s
He's early. Yeah, you'd be early, too, if all you did all day was eat hummus and masturbate. What's hummus? That is a Mediterranean spread, honey. What's master-ate? It's a cracker.
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8.1s
Vegetable medley! - How are you? - Good. - You're good? - Yeah. Are you dating anyone? - You know who I ran into? - Who?
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48.2s
Mitch and Dave. Mitch and Dave, out on the town. Dude, I didn't tell you! I booked a major movie role this week. I auditioned for a movie role, I got it. - Yeah, first one. - Hey, good for you. What is it called? Untitled Awesome Movie. Truly? That's the name? - Yeah. - Yeah. Good for you. - Do you want to hotbox this nut sack? - No, no. - I've got a big day tomorrow. - Take the wheel. Steer. Steering wheel. Steer for me. Mitch, come on, buddy. Let's make it to the game in one piece, don't you think? Want to try that? This Fiero, unfortunately, is airbag-free. It's a work day tomorrow. - Come on. - All right, I'll take one hit. What the... You motherfucker! Let's just focus on the driving. Just say no, Reagan. God, why would you do that? - Well, we're driving. - God! - This is a car carrying a lot of speed. - This is terrible. Hit the steering wheel. I'm going again!
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1.2s
We love you.
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18.3s
That was three months ago. I know. I heard her. And I want to sit and talk with you for an hour more than once a week, but tonight, I cannot. Why? What are you doing? I promised Mitch I would sit and watch a game with him tonight, and... What? Can we please just slide the Dialogue Night again? I'm so sorry.
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- How did I do? - You're such a poet. - You're Robert Frost. - Who? It doesn't matter. God, you're good looking. Yeah. - I'm going to meet you in five minutes. - All right. Okay.