Three years ago, you took your vibrator... - You took your vibrator... - Morning! ...into the bathtub and it short-circuited and it electrocuted your vagina. Hang on. And there's now the cutest little bald spot right there.
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Okay, I got it. Want to go grab me three Q-tips? How about we just do what we always do?
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Things change.
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Oh, my goodness. Look at this?
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I think it's fine.
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I'm not going to have anybody there. The only family I have is Mitch.
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Dear God.
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Holy shit! Fuck!
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Pathetic.
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What was that?
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Mitch. What are you doing? Oh, God.
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That's adorable.
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No, no, no. Don't back that thing up into me. Go hose it out or something. What?
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Okay, we'll be there soon. All righty, then. Have a good day. Thank you.
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Now, you put your thumb up nice lady's butthole, or else, maybe you have an accident on set. Maybe light fall on your head, maybe you get electrocute. Maybe goat fuck your mouth. I don't know. Movie set be very dangerous place.
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You would not believe the nasty shit I get these girls to do, just by asking. Honestly, it's revolting.
