April 17th. Next question, please. Wrong. So close. Nineteenth. Seventeenth's your daughter's birthday, 19th's your anniversary. - Why do you know that? - Do you think I'm a monster? - I send you a card every year. - Jamie, listen to me. Ask me anything else. Oh, my gosh! Mitch, I don't have time for this! Come on, one more. Just make it tough. Only Dave would know. A stumper. Fine. What is my favorite color, Dave?
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- That's a cute tie. - Thank you.
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Are you going to call me?
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- Get them to the kitchen. - Hold on.
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Sustained.
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That's why I didn't invite him. I can't believe I don't remember that. You also said that you thought that he would get hammered and hit on all of our married friends, be mean to my grandma and turn the whole thing into a key party.
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I don't... Like, sixth grade. Well, that's disturbing. Gets me an extra inch, and only you married dudes rock the dick-froes. Now, let me ask you a question. If Tatiana was over earlier, why do you still have the need to jerk off? Tatiana. I don't think that she's going to be back for at least... She's never coming back, Mitch.
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Great? Great! He's totally free, so he's going to meet you there. Don't fuck on the roof, though. That place has got this non-resin tar that's a bastard to wash off. So, just oral.
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I mean, what's going on between us, it's just crazy, crazy. Here's what's crazier, not using it. Not using it on her.
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Three years ago, you took your vibrator... - You took your vibrator... - Morning! ...into the bathtub and it short-circuited and it electrocuted your vagina. Hang on. And there's now the cutest little bald spot right there.
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Okay, I got it. Want to go grab me three Q-tips? How about we just do what we always do?
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Things change.
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Oh, my goodness. Look at this?
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I think it's fine.
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I'm not going to have anybody there. The only family I have is Mitch.
