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Well, that's not totally true. I think he's got some nice qualities. I think he's got some problem areas, too. What are those? You're his friend, you know him as well as I do. You probably know him better than I do. He's a quitter! He has never finished anything in his life. He picks up something, he puts it down. He's good at it for five minutes, and it's gone. He's flaccid. No gumption. No get-up-and-go. His accomplishments could rest comfortably on an eyelash. He'd probably say, "Fuck you," if he heard you say that. Well, maybe he would and maybe he wouldn't. But I want him to be part of my life. With all due respect, Mr. Planko, you don't know Mitch.
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April 17th. Next question, please. Wrong. So close. Nineteenth. Seventeenth's your daughter's birthday, 19th's your anniversary. - Why do you know that? - Do you think I'm a monster? - I send you a card every year. - Jamie, listen to me. Ask me anything else. Oh, my gosh! Mitch, I don't have time for this! Come on, one more. Just make it tough. Only Dave would know. A stumper. Fine. What is my favorite color, Dave?
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I don't... Like, sixth grade. Well, that's disturbing. Gets me an extra inch, and only you married dudes rock the dick-froes. Now, let me ask you a question. If Tatiana was over earlier, why do you still have the need to jerk off? Tatiana. I don't think that she's going to be back for at least... She's never coming back, Mitch.
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