Thank you for coming in today. My name is Erin Walsh, and I'll be mediating your claim. Any and all agreements made during this mediation are binding and carry with them the full rights and responsibilities of the law as stated in Federal Code 325 A, Section 4.
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Good. It's good. We're taking things slow, but it's good.
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I just came by to tell you how incredibly proud of you I am, son. I'm pretty baked right now, but I think you're being sarcastic. Right? No, dropping out of high school to be an actor was a great decision.
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Listen, the only reason I'm here is because my boss told me to be.
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- Her name's Pamela? - Yes. You can say "I do" in English this time. - What? - Is Pamela from America? Yes. Anyway...
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Your turn.
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- It's my turn. - No, no, no. Back to bed. They're mine.
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You don't want to have sex with me? Yeah, I want to have sex with you. I've wanted to have sex with you since the sixth grade! I mean, you should be a mess by now, - but things are not... - Well, let's do it!
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Okay, when is our anniversary, Dave?
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Actually, if you must know, I used to kind of have a crush on Dave.
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Mitch! Where the hell are you? It's been two days. I gotta know what's going on with Jamie. Call me back.
