What just happened? Nothing. Nothing, dude. Go on. Two bottles... - Then attach a number two nipple. - Jesus Christ. Make sure you don't allow any air bubbles in.
The Change-Up
11.5s
Oh, my God. The cat is out of the bag, buddy. You got to go now. - Why don't you take a picture? - Mitch! Come on! - It's snipped. - Mitch! Mitch! By the way, why didn't you invite me to your anniversary party?
The Change-Up
7.2s
I feel really bad about that but can we talk about that at another time? There is a girl scout staring at my penis. I want to talk about it right now. Really?
The Change-Up
12.1s
Defrost two bags. Pretty intuitive. Then after the milk is defrosted, take it out of the microwave, pour it into the bottles, seal them. Then you need to put three-eighths of a teaspoon of water... Holy shit!
The Change-Up
2.3s
- I hear that's a growth industry. - Yeah!
The Change-Up
1.7s
Do I have anything in my teeth?
The Change-Up
1.6s
Dave's in the shower.
The Change-Up
1.3s
How do I look?
The Change-Up
1.2s
Yeah!
The Change-Up
19.2s
Why don't you tell Daddy about what happened at school today? I wrote a spring poem and Miss Byers only put Angelica's poem up on the wall and she didn't put my poem up on the wall. And why would she do that? I thought she liked me. - Dave. - Yeah. Cara's talking to you. - What? - She's talking to you.
The Change-Up
3.2s
The back of your closet. Put it back!
The Change-Up
1.2s
What the weather?
The Change-Up
1.8s
Are you embarrassed of me?
The Change-Up
1.9s
So...
The Change-Up
2.4s
Nobody ever needs to know that this happened, Mitch.
The Change-Up
2s
Right. You got any extra batteries?
The Change-Up
16.6s
- Super-married. - What do you do, Mitch? - Me? For a living? - Yeah. You know, I am... I... When I'm not eating hummus and ferociously masturbating, I dabble in light porn.
