You know, Katie, this is exactly why people get divorced.
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Good morning.
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Where is Lockwood?
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What are we doing here? We're doing this.
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Look at these little fuckers!
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Come on. I barely hit him. All right, we fix it in post. Just keep rolling, keep rolling. Keep rolling!
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If you let me don't in, Taco, I will fuck you dead.
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Right there.
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So it's like you have three balls. Dave has three balls. A bouquet of balls. Bad! Bad!
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Guns hot? Are you kidding me? No, I'm not, lady. It's not going to happen tonight, okay? I'm not attracted to you. Rotate your turret and go night-night.
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Oh, my God.
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Then, after you're done feeding them... This is so fucked up.
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No, you didn't!
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That's cool. Thank you, I think. Question. How long have you been shaved down there?
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So, I'll have my briefs on your desk by lunch. That puts my balls on your chin by dinner.
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I just want you to tell me something right now, okay? And you have to be totally honest with me. - Sure. - You swear? Yeah. Is he having an affair?
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Fuck me, she's cute.
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- I got you. - Do what? I'm an actor. Human chameleon. I can do lawyer in my fucking sleep. Give me the keys. You'll play me in one of your productions? - Yeah, give me the keys. - Okay, no. - Why? - Because you're... Careful.
