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No harm, no foul.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- You hooked up with a burner. - Yeah. She seemed like a nice girl, said it was her first time? Always check the quality of the turf before you step onto the field. Listen, go to the campus hospital, see Stu. Tell him Van sent you, and remember-- Don't be a fool. Wrap your tool. Thanks, Van. Thanks a lot. Don't thank me. Thank penicillin.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Crazy kids with their crazy VD.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm Gwen Pearson, staff writer for The Liberator.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- You must be Van. - Hi.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Hello? Casey. I'm just using Gwen's computer. Is Gwen there? I need to talk to her. She's at Richard's getting ready for the engagement dinner tonight. Message? Nope. That's all right.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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That ought to be enough to get you started.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Oh, please, you didn't think she'd be interested in a fuckup like you?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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It's gonna be a bachelor party. One last night of debauchery with the fellas... before settling down with my fianc�e, Gwen.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Like a heart transplant patient finding a donor with the same blood type... and just the right chromosomal anomalies. A perfect match, connected forever.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Bye. Thanks for coming. Lindsey and Rob make such a great couple, don't you think? Yeah, I'm happy for them. They're gonna make a great married couple too. You know why? Because they love each other? Because they're compatible.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Look, I need you to help me "release"... some pressure. You know, help me "relax." Just so we're clear, I'm talking about intercourse. I know you had a fling with Wilder. And it's okay. You just had to get it out of your system. I just hope you used some protection. And I wouldn't want our future children to be tainted... because Mommy went slumming one night back in college.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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How often does your heart lead you into the women's locker room? - This would be a first. - Why do I find that hard to believe? I'm not saying I've never been in here before. I'm saying it's usually a different part of my anatomy that does the leading. Oh, my God.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I just couldn't believe it. Gwen and Van in the women's locker room. I mean, I just couldn't believe it. So anyway, let me tell you something.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Gwenny, I'm just saying that they're a match. Just like you and me.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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But that would mean one of them would have to be dead.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm sorry, fellas. The bakery's closed.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Lucky girl.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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No harm, no foul.

Crazy kids with their crazy VD.

I'm Gwen Pearson, staff writer for The Liberator.

- You must be Van. - Hi.

Hello? Casey. I'm just using Gwen's computer. Is Gwen there? I need to talk to her. She's at Richard's getting ready for the engagement dinner tonight. Message? Nope. That's all right.

That ought to be enough to get you started.

Oh, please, you didn't think she'd be interested in a fuckup like you?

It's gonna be a bachelor party. One last night of debauchery with the fellas... before settling down with my fianc�e, Gwen.

Like a heart transplant patient finding a donor with the same blood type... and just the right chromosomal anomalies. A perfect match, connected forever.

Bye. Thanks for coming. Lindsey and Rob make such a great couple, don't you think? Yeah, I'm happy for them. They're gonna make a great married couple too. You know why? Because they love each other? Because they're compatible.

How often does your heart lead you into the women's locker room? - This would be a first. - Why do I find that hard to believe? I'm not saying I've never been in here before. I'm saying it's usually a different part of my anatomy that does the leading. Oh, my God.

I just couldn't believe it. Gwen and Van in the women's locker room. I mean, I just couldn't believe it. So anyway, let me tell you something.

Gwenny, I'm just saying that they're a match. Just like you and me.

But that would mean one of them would have to be dead.

I'm sorry, fellas. The bakery's closed.

Lucky girl.