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24.8s
Whoa. You went klepto on my transcripts. What's going on with you? You're actively trying not to get out of here. Why are you doing this? Do you ever stop playing the in-depth reporter? I just want to know why you're putting off your life. Not for the paper. For me. I have no comment... for either of you.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
22.9s
Bikini-clad judges for a fund-raiser? That's pretty ingenious. Sex sells, Gwen. Sex sells. It's not too late for you to enter the doubles breaststroke if you like. No, thanks. I forgot my suit. I just came across a bit of interesting information. All right, look. The vet assured me that canine semen is perfectly healthy. In fact, surprisingly rich-- You've been 18 units shy of graduating for the past 6 semesters.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
27.2s
I have confirmations from the African-American Club... the Gay and Lesbian Caucus, MECCA, HEPA, PETA. This multi-coalition party was a masterful plan. It should triple our income. I just hope it's enough. Van, you must listen to me. We are merely one party away from accomplishing our goal. What if she's right, huh? What if I'm avoiding graduation because I'm scared? Listen to yourself, meathead. You've never doubted yourself in your whole life. This girl's got you thinking, man. It's not good.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
34.5s
Gwendolyn Elizabeth Pearson... I'd be honored if you and I surgically and spiritually... grafted our lives together. Richard, I don't know what to say. Just say yes, because I've got even more amazing news. Northwestern called this morning. They wanna interview me. They're gonna send some recruit alums to campus for written and oral exams. And then I am in! Oh, man, Northwestern. That's great. I'm so happy for you, Richard. Be happy for both of us. The Richard and Gwen life plan is kicking in.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
33.1s
- I got hit by a big truck. - Are you okay? I'm all out of love I'm so lost without you I know you were right Believing for so long Dope song. What's it called? "Gwen Used Me For Her Story, Then Married an Ass Wipe... and Ran Over My Heart With a Big Metaphorical Truck." Originally performed by Air Supply. Who's Air Supply? How old are you, Sally?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder